http://scary-jeff.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2007-09-18 07:21 am

The Arms Hotel Lobby, Tuesday

Last week had been an amazing victory for the union. Jeff hadn't heard a word from Gunther since he arrived, there was a television set up and he had the specials board. This was shaping up to be the best week of his entire life.

He turned on the television to find The Pipe Organ already running. Ooo. Holly Hunter was naked for most of that!

He settled in to watch.

Welcome to the Arms Hotel!
Today's Specials:
Nachos w/ Cheese Dip
Crisps, a Selection Of
Chicken Curry



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the_merriest: (it's hard out here for a pimp)

Re: Talk to Jeff

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-19 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Rikku pimp-strutted up to the counter and nodded at Jeff.

"Me 'n my baby here need a room. Something stylin'."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[identity profile] dude-its-jude.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Oooh, really?" Jude perked up, and then remembered his character and falsettoed, "I mean, ooooh, really?"
the_merriest: (it's hard out here for a pimp)

Re: Talk to Jeff

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-19 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey now," Rikku said, in an un-pimp-like voice. And then she cleared her throat. "I mean, we's payin', we gots to get us a room. And watch it, ho, 'fore you ain't seein' no real-life naked ladies for a while."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[identity profile] dude-its-jude.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Sorry, Big Daddy," Jude breathed, still trying to get a glimpse of naked Holly Hunter without being obvious about it.
the_merriest: (i rock)

Re: Talk to Jeff

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-19 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Fine," Rikku said airily, in a very non-pimp voice. "I'll just go upstairs and take my clothes off and be naked all by myself."

Okay, she couldn't do that without a room key, but those were details.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[identity profile] dude-its-jude.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
That made Jude break character too, and he scowled. "Hey, dude. None of your business."
the_merriest: (I have a Cunning Plan (TM))

Re: Talk to Jeff

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-19 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well! That certainly broke the ice.

"We need a room," Rikku said cheerfully. "I can't get naked here."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[identity profile] dude-its-jude.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks, bro," Jude said with a possessive, manly sort of glare.

Which lost most of its effect because of the, you know, drag.
the_merriest: (it's hard out here for a pimp)

Re: Talk to Jeff

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-19 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Awesome!" Rikku bounced. "It's our anniversary. We're pimp-and-ho-ing. Oh! Uh. Have fun with your naked lady!"

She wrapped an arm around Jude and dragged him out of the lobby.

Well. Considering she'd mentioned being naked, she probably didn't have to drag him.