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Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand

George Michael was frowning down at his yellow button up shirt. It had to happen right when he got to work. Right when he was getting the chocolate all melty. He had to accidentally pour it on himself, making a mess of his shirt and pants and he even dribbled on his shoes.

"I think I'm leaving early." He declared to Eddie, one of the seagulls who was flying too far away for him to even see his eyes.

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"Who doesn't like to be covered in chocolate, right?" He stated to another seagull. He was having dirty thoughts. But not about the seagull. That would just be wrong.

Rikku stopped by the banana stand and waved, cheerfully. Then she remembered: pimps don't wave cheerfully.

"Yo yo yo, check it!" she shouted, doing her best pimp stance. "My ho is all that, boy! Shake it for him, baby."

Judy, obligingly, turned around and shook it.

George Michael stared.

"Did you want a frozen banana?" Rikku asked Jude, wrapping an arm around his waist. "You earned it with that."

"OoooOOooh," Judy cooed, clinging to her arm. "Thank you, Big Daddy."

"Um. Hi. Hi. How can I help you?" George Michael was still in a sort of daze, wondering if Halloween came early.

"Me 'n my sugah here is havin' an anniversary," Rikku announced, somewhere between "pimp" and "southern belle". "He don't gotta sell it on the street no more. I'ma buy him a banana."

"My baby treats me right," Judy giggled.

"Um. Okay. Okay. What kind? What size? They're all good. And big. Nuts are ten cents extra."

Hopefully Eddie wouldn't crap on your head. Cause ew.

I'm watching Nip/Tuck and taking a break from packing.

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Enjoy your banana

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