OrangeShoeSevenAide, Curtain Call for the Jerries

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Jean-Pierre	Jean-Pierre rubbed his eyes as they stepped out onto the sidewalk. "Do you have any idea what month it is?"
Lester	Lester shook his head. "I'm just hoping it's still the same year."
Jean-Pierre	"Where are we, anyway?"
Lester	The two looked around, and then shrugged. "At least it's not Cleveland again?" Lester said hopefully.
Jean-Pierre	"Are you sure it's not?"
Lester	"Good point." Lester sighed. "Come on. Let's find a phone. I gotta call my wife."
Jean-Pierre	"You're married?" Jean-Pierre looked at his old friend curiously. "I never knew you were married."
Lester	"Don't worry. I'm probably not any more." He shut the door of the store and read the sign again. "OrangeShoeSevenAide," he said, shaking his head. "What were we thinking?"
Jean-Pierre	"I'm willing to bet we weren't," Jean-Pierre said. "Don't try to understand the logic. It doesn't exist. Let's just go home."
Lester	"Should we lock it?" Lester asked.
Jean-Pierre	"I didn't see anything in there that anyone would want to steal."
Lester	"Me either." Lester nodded. "You're right. Let's go home."
Jean-Pierre	Jean-Pierre taped a sign to the door, because he was thoughtful that way. "And remember what we promised," he added.
Lester	Lester groaned, and then nodded, as the two said in unison, "We are never going off the meds again."

The sign left on the door simply said:

THE JERRIES
HAVE LEFT
THE BUILDING
(OOC: And they have. There's one last little loose end I'm going to tie up, later today, but the Jerries are gone. It's been a wonderful, amazingly crack-filled run. Thanks for letting me splash some insanity all over the place. NFI, but broadcast is totally okay, and OOC is love.)

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[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

[I have loved the Jerries so so much and will truly miss them! Thank you for the crack!]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[[*WIBBLE*]]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

[No! Jerry! *cries*]

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

[WE WILL MISS YOU, JERRY!]

[dark_slippy_thing]

[YOU DESERVE A STANDING OVATION, JERRY. YES, JERRY. LET US OVULATE, STANDING. THE OVALS ARE STANDING OVER THE NATION FOR YOU, JERRY. WELL DONE. *releases the sardines*]