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Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand, Tuesday, 12/11

George Michael was talking to his dad when he opened the stand today.

"I just don't know. What do you get a girl who is just newly your girlfriend?" he asked as he prepared the chocolate.

"Well George Michael, buddy, I guess you just go with that gut instinct and get her what you want."

" ... "

"Son?"

"Well I was just thinking, dad, Mary might not appreciate that."

"Oh come on now, how could she not appreciate a vase or a nice pair of slippers?"

"I wasn't exactly thinking of slippers, dad."

"You weren't? Hm. What about one of those new fancy electric toothbrushes?"

"Dad, I'm not shopping for Gangee."

"Right. Say, son, how about a gift card somewhere? Those are always a big hit with the ladies. They like to get those pretty little numbers and Mary's breasts..."

"Dad? Did you--"

"No, I did not. Just get her some perfume, George Michael. Okay, then, I'll talk to you later. Love you, buddy."

George Michael sighed and stared out across the way at Eddie. "What? Like you know anything."

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He's here to serve.

Mary showed up around lunchtime, loaded down with packages from all the shopping she had been doing. "Hi sweetie. I like what you did with the decorations," she said, looking at all the red bows.

"Hi!" he smiled wide, seeing her. "Thank you. They don't hurt your eyes, do they?" George Michael asked as he glanced at all of her packages. "Wow. You've been, uh, shopping... a lot?"

"They do hurt the eyes a little bit if you keep staring at them for a while, but the overall effect is good," said Mary, setting down some of her shopping bags. "I thought I'd use up my day off checking people off my list. I'm making good progress so far, but there's still some people that I'm having trouble shopping for."

"You have a lot of friends, Mary," he said with lift of his brow. "I'm getting my family lottery tickets."

"I wanted to buy gifts for my employees," said Mary. "And then I bought some toys to send to my little sisters, and a little something for Delinda and Sam... I do have a lot of friends, I guess. I'm not even done yet. There's still a few more people that have me stumped, gift-wise."

"Well, I know I'm just a guy and to be honest, I don't really gift shop well, but maybe I can help?"

"Actually, shopping for the guys on my list has been the hardest part," said Mary. "For example, what do I get for Jeff? My first thought, honestly, was to get him a blindfold for when I have to talk to him, but I'm sure I could do better than that."

George Michael cocked his head. "Why a blindfold?" he could pretty much guess but count him dumb; he wanted to know for sure.

"You haven't heard him on the radio referring to me as Breasts? We seem to communicate better when he can't see me," said Mary.

No, unfortunately he's missed that. "I think you uh, should fire him."

"I couldn't do that. Jeff is one of my best employees, even with the unfortunate blurts," said Mary.

"Want me to have a talk with him then?" he asked.

Now Mary was starting to regret opening her big mouth. "Oh, that's not necessary," she said. "Jeff is really a very nice boy. I mean, I'm sure Turtle wouldn't be dating him if he wasn't."

"Girls that don't mind if their boyfriends look at another gils chest? And talk about it on the radio? Something wrong with that Mary."

"Honey, everybody looks at my chest, even the Santa Claus at the mall I went to last week. It's just a fact of life I have to deal with," said Mary. Never mind the fact that she complained enough at the mall to get Santa fired.

George Michael made a small grunting noise. "Well, they are beautiful."

"I'm glad you appreciate them," said Mary. "Think of it this way. Everyone else looks but you're the only one who get to touch."

He smiled at that, ducking his head a tad. "Yeah. Bet they're all jealous."

"You're a very lucky guy," said Mary. "By the way, what do I get a newly divorced guy for Christmas?"

"Not a blow up doll," he chuckled out, saying the first thing that Uncle GOB had offered to buy him.

"Uhh... what I mean is... uhh, not that that wouldn't be appreciated... but, uhh... "

"What would you need a blow up doll for?" asked Mary, out of curiosity.

"I don't! My goodness, no! What would I need one of those things for? No... uh... no!"

"Okay, no dolls, blow up or otherwise," said Mary, giggling. "What should I get, then?"

Whew. No more talk of dolls. George Michael's cheeks couldn't handle the fire.

"You don't need to get me anything, Mary. I happy with just you."

"You are the sweetest thing," said Mary. "I think I know just what to get you, in that case."

"Really? Can I have a hint?"

"I can tell you that you're going to have a lot of fun unwrapping your present," said Mary with a coy smile.

"Oh wow. That's almost as fun as getting it!"

"You'll definitely enjoy what I have in mind," said Mary.

"Now you can help me by telling me what you would like?" he said.

"I'm happy just to have you in my life," said Mary. "Of course, scented bubble bath and body lotion would be nice, especially if I had someone to massage me with scented lotion."

"Oh. I can do that. Leave it to me, Mary. Christmas will be very nice, I promise you."

"I can't wait," said Mary, grinning.

George Michael leaned forward, over the counter, to kiss her.

Mary smiled, then leaned over the counter as well to kiss him. She'd missed this while he was away.

He missed it too, and it was evident in his kiss and the way he reached out and worked his hand behind her neck, doing his best to pull her closer.

Mary moaned softly, enjoying the kiss, but the counter was certainly getting in the way. She broke off the kiss and asked, "How much room is there in the banana stand?"

He pulled back, blinking, before his mouth curved suggestively. "Enough," he whispered low.

"Perfect," said Mary, grinning.

For they are goooood.

I think I might be hungry.

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Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand, Tuesday, 12/11

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Enjoy your banana

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