Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand, Monday, 1/7

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George Michael had received a phone call from Gangee this morning. She wanted to come and see him despite the fact that he just saw her at Christmas. He was able to talk her out of it but only by doing so in stating that he would come see her. He would leave this weekend he promised.

So now his mood just wasn't all that great. He didn't want to go home but knew if he didn't, she would come here and raise all kinds of hell.

"Great."

Yep, there was still an added message:
NOW HIRING!!

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George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Yes?

Re: George Michael Bluth

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

Joanna wanted more champagne. It was closer to walk to her yacht from Wonders than all the way back to the house, so that's what she was doing.

Of course a banana smothered in chocolate would be the perfect complement for a bottle of bubbly, so maybe she would just pick up one of those first.

She stumbled forward and gawked at the menu board.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Oh. It was Joanna. What the crap, was she drunk?

"H-hi, Joanna. What can I get you?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

"I'll take the George-daddy with an extra side of daddy," she replied with a snort, coming up to lean against the counter.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

George Michael got out the graham crackers, giving her a weird look. "Are you drunk? Because an extra side of daddy might make you sick."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

"I am hardly drunk," Joanna said, glaring at George Michael. "And if I say I want an extra side of daddy, I mean I can handle an extra side of daddy. In fact, why don't you go ahead and just triple the daddy on that banana."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

George Michael cocked his head. "See, I'm just wondering about selling any kind of banana treat to drunks. I could be held liable if you got sick and spewed banana chunks everywhere. I- I kind of don't want to be sued, Joanna." He would never admit that her glaring sort of turned him on.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

"I want a banana," she said, ignoring most of what he had said complete. She pulled out a slightly crumpled hundred dollar bill from between her cleavage and slapped it down on the counter. "And if you don't want to be sued, I would suggest you give it to me."

Nothing sobered her up faster than not getting her way.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Fine," he sighed and prepared her George Daddy, making sure she had extra of everything and making sure it was smashed together properly between the graham crackers. "I get a tip, right?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

"What did you have in mind?" Joanna asked, quirking an eyebrow.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

He pocketed the hundred dollar bill. "What are you willing to give?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

"I seem to recall you turning me down flat last time I offered you something... extra." Joanna examined her nails. They were perfect, as always.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mike-cannon.livejournal.com]

Mike stopped by around lunchtime. He was less interested in lunch and more interested in checking to see if Mary's new boyfriend was a decent guy. If not, Mike would have to do something about that.

"Wow, frozen bananas. I don't think I've seen anything like this before," said Mike as he read the menu.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, uh, hi. They're pretty good. You should try one." he said, pleasant enough.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mike-cannon.livejournal.com]

"I think I will," said Mike. "What do you recommend?"

He looked over the stand with a sharp eye. "Looks like you do some pretty good business here," he commented.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"The double dipped with nuts is good," he said, wondering who this guy was.

"I'm George Michael Bluth, Mr. Manager. You want a small, medium, or large?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mike-cannon.livejournal.com]

So this was the guy Mary had been talking about. Mike looked him over very carefully. "I'll go with a medium double dipped, thanks," he said.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Nut?" he asked, already beginning to get his order ready. And why was he looking him over so carefully? "I don't think I got your name?" George Michael tried to sound smooth, he really did.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mike-cannon.livejournal.com]

"No, thanks. I'm not interested in nuts. I'm Mike Cannon, by the way," he said, crossing his arms. Mike hadn't intended to come across as threatening, but his posture said something else.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

It did indeed and George Michael's eyes got a little wide. Oh god, he hoped he hadn't seen Joanna standing around. Whoa.

"Oh... oh... I see. Mary's told me about you." He handed over the banana with lots of napkins. "A buck eighty-five, please."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mike-cannon.livejournal.com]

Mike handed over exact change. "She's told me next to nothing about you. All I know is that you don't have any sort of criminal record that I could find, unless your records are sealed because of your age," he said. Poor Mike didn't realize yet that his computer searched hadn't included all dimensions.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Wait... you did a background check on me?" Oh boy.

Enjoy your banana

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

Mod mod mod, people.

OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

I feel like screaming.

Re: OOC

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

*joins you*