The Perk - Sunday Morning

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Chris still wasn't certain where he was or why he was there, but it had to do with saving his brother from turning evil. Because that was his mission and that was why he had come back in time. And even if he had let himself get distracted by that girl, Summer, he had a job to do.

And he needed coffee to help him do it. Which is why he was at the Perk this morning, sitting at a table and flipping through his notebook.



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After a great night, Christian decided to try to leave the building and see what was outside. No one tried to stop him, and he soon found himself entering a small town. He spotted a coffee shop and decided to caffeinate himself. He stepped inside and walked up to the counter.

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Chris glanced up idly when the door opened. From the back, he didn't recognize the young man at the counter.

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And then Christian turned around, coffee cup in hand, surveying the place.

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"You!" Chris yelled, standing up and glaring. "How did you find me?"

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Christian looked over the guy who was staring at him. He was kind of cute, but for some reason, not quite his type. And he couldn't find him anywhere in his memories of past one night stands. "You talking to me?" he said.

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"Don't play dumb with me. Did you think that a stupid hair cut and different clothes would fool me?" Chris demanded.

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"What's your problem?" Christian said. "I don't know who you are."

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Chris had no idea what kind of game Wyatt was playing. He was honestly surprised that Wyatt hadn't attacked him yet.

"Right. You have no idea who I am. You just killed my fiancee the last time I saw you."

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"Whoa," Christian said, laughing a little as he held up his hands, one still holding his coffee cup. "You've totally got me confused with someone else."

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"Oh, so sorry," Chris said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "I must have mixed you up with some other power-hungry dictator. I don't know how you got back here; I know I brought the spell with me when I left after you killed Bianca. But I won't let you interfere in my plans to stop whatever turned you evil."

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Evil. Christian rolled his eyes. This guy must be one of the homophobes who had imprisoned him and the others. "Get over it," he said. "I'm not evil. I just want to live my life."

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"Yeah, you want to live your life and have everyone bowing down to your will," Chris spat out. "I'm not going to let that happen."

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"Look, kid," Christian said. "Why don't you channel your gay bashing energy into something more productive. Like getting yourself laid. Try it, you might like it."

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"Gay bashing?" Chris was genuinely confused now. "What the hell are you talking about?"

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"Oh, that's right," Christian said. "You people don't consider it 'bashing.' You consider it god's will or something, don't you?"

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"I don't care what people do behind closed doors," Chris said. "Since when do you?"

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"I care about doing what makes me happy," Christian said. "Why the hell should that concern you?"

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"Wait they don't love you like I love you, are you saying you're gay?" Chris asked, gaping a little. "Who are you?"

He was beginning to suspect that this wasn't, in fact, his brother.

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"Saying it?" Christian said. "Drop your pants and I'll prove it. Who the hell are you?"

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Okay, Chris was pretty sure that this wasn't his brother. But still, EW.

"I'll take your word for it," he said dryly. "My name is Chris."

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"Christian," Christian said. "You're not my type, anyway." Because somewhere in the back of his mind he was thinking EW as well.

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"That's good to know," Chris said. "Because I have nothing against gay people, but I'm straight."

And tomorrow, when Chris was back to normal, he was SO going to wish he had a recording of this conversation.

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Christian grinned. "You don't know how many straight guys have told me that before I've given them a blowjob."

Wyatt, on the other hand, would probably be willing to kill to hide any such recording.

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"That's... nice," Chris said, still having the EW reaction. "But given that you look exactly like my brother, I think I'll have to pass."

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"I'm not your brother, but I'll call you daddy if you want," Christian said. Okay, so he enjoyed playing freak out the straights from time to time.

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"Never been into the roleplaying," Chris said.

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"You say that," Christian said, "but a few minutes ago you were just ranting about spells and taking over the world. Sounds like a roleplayer to me. I don't know about Dragons, but I've been in a few Dungeons in my time."

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"Different kind of roleplaying," Chris pointed out. It wasn't like he was going to try to explain the truth to this guy. "I've never needed games in the bedroom to have a good time."

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"Don't knock it 'til you try it," Christian grinned.

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"Thanks, but no thanks."

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Christian shrugged. "Your loss," he said. "Good luck finding your evil brother. Better yet, send him my way. Hooking up with your evil doppleganger might be fun."

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After exploring the town and electrocuting some things accidentally, Gwen had gone looking for some sort of caffeine.