The Arms Hotel Lobby, Tuesday

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

There was no rambling, sneaking, hiding, staring off, or any other sort of Jeffly activity in the hotel today, but for the television, which was blaring off some model show or another at impossible volumes. No, Jeff wasn't doing any of that.

Jeff was glaring. And possibly brooding. And various things that could not have been described as Jeffly in any kind of universe.

Sokka had just made his Shit List alongside Jamie Madrox and... he didn't remember.

Because Jeff's Shit List was such a terrifying thing to be on. Really.

Welcome to the Arms Hotel!
Today's Specials:
Jeff is in the lobby
Don't ask him
--Gunther

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Comments

Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

At least he's in a state to talk to you, today.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Gabriel stopped by the hotel. Mary's informing him about the possibility of a wedding had had him worried, and perhaps he could persuade her to change her mind.

Instead of Mary Gabriel saw a strange Welshman behind a desk. He also saw the menu board. And the fruit bowl. He picked a banana. Hopefully they were on the house even without threatening.

"Hello, Jeff." Gabriel smiled, but it didn't make him seem any friendlier.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff blinked, eyed the banana, then eyed Gabriel (wasn't he the bloke who didn't like his dancing all that time ago? His man-recall wasn't that good) warily before replying, meekly, "...Hello."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Meekly. Gabriel liked that. Monkeys should know their place. Then he remembered something about 'the meek shall inherit the earth' and his mood darkened a lot. "Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have your heart ripped out?"

Re: Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"No," Jeff replied, with an equal amount of meekness. "...Have you?" he ventured, tentatively.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Not replying to that question, Gabriel grinned. "Good monkey. Have a banana."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Oh," Jeff replied, his expression phasing into no small amount of earnest, "Thanks. I haven't eaten."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

"Should remember to eat. Or you might die." Gabriel's smile might have given the impression that Jeff's death would be rather interesting and slightly amusing.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Well, I wouldn't want that," Jeff said, reaching for the banana.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

When Mary came down to the lobby, she spotted Gabriel. "Hi! What brings you in today? Got tired of sleeping in the church?" she asked?

Re: Talk to Jeff

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

"Oh, no. Karal got me an electic blanket," Gabriel replied hastily. "I just wanted to say... hello!" He tried his best smile, but it might not be convincing.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Well, it's awfully nice of you to drop by and say hello," said Mary, smiling in return. Her smile was a bit more convincing.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

"So... how are the wedding plans going?" Gabriel asked.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"There's nothing new to report yet," said Mary. "George Michael and I haven't had much time to talk about it. I did find this show about beach weddings, though, and I'm going to have him watch it with me tonight."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

"Beach weddings." Gabriel looked slightly relieved. "I hear they're... perfect. Just watch out for the hurricanes. And tsunamis. Knew someone who had hid whole wedding wiped out by a tsunami once."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle was insanely sick of anything pink and glittery and was desperate from still cleaning, but then she discovered stupid Meg in the common room when she went to go take a break. Stupid, stupid Meg and her glittering tendencies and, for the sake of not completely demolishing the other girl's shin, Turtle quickly found herself a different route of action. She went to the Arms Hotel and slumped miserably on the front desk. "Jeeeeeeffffffffffff."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff's Turtle senses were tingling. This may have had something to do with the fact that she was lying right in front of him on the desk, but he wasn't willing to rule out supernatural causes. "Turtle?" he asked, then paused for exactly two beats before asking, pointlessly, "Is something wrong?"

Re: Talk to Jeff

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"It suuuuucks being a good, upstanding citizen that doesn't stoop down to the levels of those significantly lower than them in the quest for revenge," Turtle muttered, whining in the vein of a kid who didn't get nearly as much as expected for Christmas.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff reached over and patted her on the arm in what he hoped was a sympathetic fashion. "Well, at least they still are significantly lower..." he said, latching on to the one thing that seemed like it might be encouraging. Or something.

Re: Talk to Jeff

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

It was encouraging. Turtle gave a small, uncertain sort of smile in one corner of her mouth before lifting her head. "I want to kick something really badly, Jeff," she said. "We should go moose hunting."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Like Jeff could ever say no to that... ... face. "Okay," he said, leaning a little further forward, "We could start at the office! Circle 'round a bit, get one with the copier. Or ask Constable Fraser!" He paused, thinking it over, "...He might know where more mooses live 'cos really if you stick with the office, you're really narrowing your playing field."

Re: Talk to Jeff

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle gave a light nod. "There haven't been that many mooses in the office lately, anyway," she mused. "it's like they know, which means they'll be a little tricky to find, won't they? Their moose senses will be picking up on danger."

Get Food

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

If you'd rather deal with modding the German chef.

Avoid Jeff

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Or avoid the scary staff entirely and deal with the dog, instead. She's taking up her usual perch near the kitchen in case anyone happens to have accidentally overordered.

OOC

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Second verse, same as yesterday - potential SP warning 'cause of some sick issues, la.