Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand - Thur [4/10]

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

Geoffrey, as per usual on Thursdays, opened the banana stand.

And then proceeded to do as little with bananas as possible.

Comments

Geoffrey

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

...he'll happily let you audition while he's on the clock. He doesn't care that way.

Re: Geoffrey

[woofbloodywoof.livejournal.com]

There was an unbearable stench near the banana stand. "Woof? Woof woof whine?"

Re: Geoffrey

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

"Eugh," he said, leaning back away from the window.

"Dog impressions do not mean to stop showering!"

He feels like he's at a Darren Nichols production.

Re: Geoffrey

[woofbloodywoof.livejournal.com]

"Showerin's unhygienic," Gaspode muttered, as he reared back on his hind legs and scratched at the stand. "Gets rid of the wossnames. Are you DEAF, mister? I said, 'WOOF!'"

Re: Geoffrey

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

He leaned over, swatted at his nose because urg the smell, and then snorted.

"I'm insane, not deaf," he said flatly. "What do you want?"

Re: Geoffrey

[woofbloodywoof.livejournal.com]

"How about you fink long an' hard, take a wild guess, and give the poor hungry starvin' doggie a bananer?"

Re: Geoffrey

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

He looked down.

"You got a dollar and sixty five cents?"

Re: Geoffrey

[woofbloodywoof.livejournal.com]

There was a dog, cocking its head and giving him a very condescending look.

"Guess."

Re: Geoffrey

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

"I didn't think so," he said.

Re: Geoffrey

[woofbloodywoof.livejournal.com]

"Lemme put it another way," Gaspode grumbled. "Give me a bananer, or I will continue to stand here. 'S your wossname."

Re: Geoffrey

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

"I think you're mistaking me for someone who gives a shit," he pointed out.

"And I can't smell you if I'm back here."

Re: Geoffrey

[woofbloodywoof.livejournal.com]

"Bloody stingy bastard," Gaspode grumbled. "I hope they hang you up to rot by your figgin."

He sniffed and trotted off to find easier fare.

Enjoy Your Banana

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

And no, he's not murmuring about banana pies...

OOC

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, tweedle dee dee dee
And they are a standing in a roooow,.