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Wonders of the World, Saturday

Joanna arrived late and had her minions open the course. She took up residence in the ticket booth with a few smutty romance novels and proceeded to open one of them to the first bookmarked page.

She had made Andrew go through and find all the good spots.

[ooc: there ~~will be~~ is OCD, omg.]

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The nice day, it calls to you.

Barney didn't want tickets per se, but he was certainly walking up to the counter, eying JoJo and her reading material.

Joanna didn't look up from her book. This author was particularly gifted with the descriptive narrative.

"In need of some live romance?" Barney asked, leaning on the counter and flashing her a winning smile.

Joanna still didn't look up from the book. "Trust me, this is an act you have no chance of following," she said, and flipped the page.

"Why don't you read it to me," Barney suggested. "I'd like to know what can hold your attention like that."

"He flipped her over and entered her again, roughly, with a low, guttural moan, his manhood turgid with burning desire," she read, sounding bored. She took an exaggerated breath and continued, "There was a pause as his member was assaulted by her intense heat and slick moisture, and he worried that he would explode right then and there, explode harder than he had ever exploded in his entire life..."

Barney cocked his head to the side, listening intently. "That sounds like a painful orgasm. And potentially a bit premature. I could do better."

Joanna continued to read."'Did I tell you to stop?' Yevette barked. 'You will pound me now, or I'll pull back out the cheese grater!'

"Antonio immediately began to thrust again, eying the ball gag hanging on the wall with fear..."

Barney's eyes widened. "You like the kink, huh?"

Joanna sighed and set the book down. "It's fiction, Barry," she said. "This one," she picked up another book, "is about a group of explorers who find ancient alien technology on another planet that forces them to have sex in order to save their home world from destruction. Just because I read it, doesn't mean I want to be an astronaut."

"But you like group sex?" Barney was always looking at the big picture.

Joanna rolled her eyes and opened the book back up. There may have been just the tiniest hint of a smile on her face. "Are you here for a round of golf, or would you rather ride the go-karts?" she asked.

"I'd rather go for a ride aboard the Stayton express," Barney told her.

"We all have dreams," she replied.

Even ninja bears liked a nice round of mini golf on a sunny day. It walked up to the lady at the ticket booth and growled a request, pushing payment it had acquired across the counter.

Joanna glared down at the little bear. "Just one game?" she asked, printing up the ticket.

The bear paused, thoughtful. Then it coughed up some more money and snorted at the lady.

Joanna printed up a second ticket and slid it over towards the bear. "Clubs and balls are to your left," she instructed. "And under no circumstances are you allowed to defecate or urinate on the course. The bathroom is just down the way," she pointed in the right direction. "It's shaped like a giant banana."

The bear had certainly seen the giant banana. It was hard to miss, being a ninja. The bear growled his understanding and loped off to gather a ball and putter.

Mod your fun.

As the bear played through the course, it paused at the Hoover Dam to quench its thirst by lapping lazily at the water. Unfortunately, the dam was not very strong and began to crack as the bear leaned on it. Being a ninja, the bear quickly moved and ensured the pinched lady didn't notice what had transpired as it played on.

Hot dogs are full of tasty nitrates. Mod Andrew to buy one.

Because, sometimes, you just want to say something OOCly.

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Wonders of the World, Saturday

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