fandomtownies | Wonders of the World, Saturday

"This is mine as well," Joanna said, spreading her arms and spinning around in front of the entrance to the miniature golf course. "And those little cars over there, they're mine too. Everything is mine. If you want to touch anything, you have to ask me first, but I will let you get me a drink. I want kool aid, the red kind. And make sure it's sweet. If it's not really sweet, I'll spit in it and then make you drink it. Okay?"

"I don't want to play the butler anymore," little Andrew huffed.

"Don't be silly," Joanna replied. "You love being the butler."

And that was that.

Hole Number	Wonder
One	Great Pyramid of Giza w/Sphynx
Two	Golden Gate Bridge
Three	Stonehenge
Four	Niagara Falls
Five	Great Wall of China
six	Taj Mahal
Seven	Grand Canyon
Eight	Mayan Pyramid (Teotihuacán)
Nine	Eiffel Tower
Ten	The Colosseum
Eleven	Great Barrier Reef
Twelve	Leaning Tower of Pisa
Thirteen	Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Fourteen	Mount Everest
Fifteen	The Channel Tunnel
Sixteen	Hoover Dam
Seventeen	Angkor Wat
Eighteen	Petronas Towers

Wonders was open for frolicking!

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If you want to play, you'll have to convince her you're worthy.

Wolverine ran up to Joanna. "Did you see a kangaroo come in here? It's important."

"There are no kangaroos inside my kingdom," she said to the boy. "And you look silly."

"I look great," Wolverine said. "And are you sure there are no kangaroos here?"

"Are you calling me a liar?" Joanna asked, stamping her foot.

"No, I'm saying you might need glasses," Wolverine said.

"I do not need glasses!" Joanna's bottom lip started to stick out. "And I was going to let you come play in my kingdom, but now you're just being a meanie."

"Why would I want to play when I have a kangaroo to find?" Wolverine asked.

Joanna didn't understand boys. "Now that you mention it, I think I did see a kangaroo inside my kingdom, but he's hiding," she lied.

Wolverine stared for a second. "I don't believe you. I'm still gonna sniff around, but if I don't smell a kangaroo, I'm leaving."

"You won't smell it," she stated crossing her arms. "I had Andrew give it bath."

"Then it'll smell like a clean kangaroo," Wolverine said, walking around and sniffing. "I know what clean kangaroos smell like."

"He's in a secrete room, and only I have the key. If you're nice to me, I'll consider taking you there," she said, adjusting her tiara.

"I don't smell any kangaroos at all here," Wolverine said. "I'm going to get back on the trail. You wasted too much of my time."

"Fine! I wouldn't let you in my kingdom anyway! You're not nice enough." She was sad he was going to leave. She really did think he looked great.

"Enjoy your kingdom," Wolverine said as he ran off.

Barney couldn't find laser tag so he made his way to the golf course. "JOJO!" He shouted, mostly because everyone else was shouting today so it must be the thing to do.

"Barry, if you're going to come into my kingdom, you're going to have to use my real name," she said, frowning at him.

Barney couldn't remember her real name. "But you call me Barry an' I'm BARNEY!"

"My name is Joanna, Princess Joanna, and your name is Barry. If you want to change your name, that's fine, but I get to call you Barry or else you can't come play on my pyramids." They were really cool pyramids.

Barney considered this rule for oh, a half-second before he realized that he needed to play with the pyramids and have fun. "Okay then. Princess Joaaaana, can I come play?" He bowed deeply in his little suit.

Princess Joanna crossed her arms and considered Barry for a moment. "What did you bring me?" she asked, sternly.

Barney had been to J,GoB and so he had a cookie in his pocket. He dug it out, brushed it off and offered it to her reluctantly. "It's double chocit chip."

"Oh, Barry! It's beautiful!" Joanna exclaimed, taking the cookie and cradling to her chest.

"Do be careful and don't get your suit dirty. You look very handsome." She stepped aside. "You can enter my kingdom."

He'd lost his cookie, but at least he was where he could play! Barney grinned, "Can I order Andrew around?"

Joanna looked confused. "Of course. He's the butler. That's what you're supposed to do with butlers."

"Yay!" Barney grinned evilly. "Aaaaaaaaaaaandrew! Come be my caddy!" He cried out as he ran toward the first hole.

"No running!" Joanna called out after him, tossing the cookie over her shoulder and wiping her hands off.

Ride the go-karts, play some mini-golf, or frolic in the water features! There are no adults to tell you what to do, but be warned, wee Andrew will kick you out if you get really out of hand.

I'm a pretty, pretty princess!

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