Atlas Gym, Friday

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Barney was in the manager's office as usual today. The difference was he'd been up late the previous night and was taking a little nap at Wolverine's desk.

If anyone asked, he was practicing his yoga breathing and passed out from too much loser in his bloodstream.

[I so thought it was still Thursday for some reason.]

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Logan strode into the office and pounded on the wall to wake Barney up. "Wake up," he demanded to add emphasis to the wall pounding.

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"I'm awake!" Barney shouted, nearly flipping out of the chair as he startled awake. "More yoga mats coming!"

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"That can wait. We need to have a talk, Stinson," Logan said.

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Barney looked at him thoughtfully for a moment. "If this is about that blonde on the Stairmaster, I was just helping her adjust a setting..."

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Logan didn't know. Logan didn't want to know. "I don't know anything about that and I don't wanna know." Sometimes Logan said exactly what he was thinking.

"I'm gone after this weekend. This place needs somebody else to run it. You're the only other person here whose name I actually know, so it's gotta be you."

It was either him or the janitor. Logan had never even met the janitor, but the place was getting cleaned up somehow.

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Barney already thought he ran it. No matter, he could get with formalities. "Of course it's me," Barney scoffed. Like there were others even a quarter as Awesome as him in this town.

"I'll take your keys and send you a nice check at the end of the day for your troubles."

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"That's funny," Logan said, not smiling. "It's still my place until the end of Sunday. You'll get my keys then. And all I'm taking is the beer in the fridge."

Logan's face went from displeased to threatening. "Don't touch the beer in the fridge."

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"Please, like I want your Canadian beer," Barney looked disgusted by the thought. "But I did see the janitor poking around in the fridge. You might need to talk to him." Barney totally drank the beer.

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"Hey, Canadian beer's better than anything you've got down here," Logan declared.

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"One sec," Barney held up a finger to pause Logan while he got out his cell phone and pretended to talk into it. "Hi ten-year-old girl, you like Canadian beer, too? Yeah, I'll let him know."

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"Look, Stinson. Our beer is better and our dollar is stronger. Learn to deal with Canadian superiority," Logan said.

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Barney rolled his eyes, "Like that's gonna happen. So you come back Sunday, take your beer- hell, take the janitor, too -and I'll get started building my very own drink bar."