Pixie Dust, Saturday

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Toby nearly forgot to go to work today. It was like the week had just passed in an instant. To Toby that was quite likely given Fandom was super strange and all.

But he was at the store eventually, setting up a display of incredibly fashionable hats. So what if more of them made it onto his head than onto the display? He looked hot.

[yes, I am using icons for inspiration, sue me.]

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Shop On Your Own

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Toby ignores the non-cool people anyway.

Shop With Toby

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

He looks hot in the beret, okay? Hot.

Re: Shop With Toby

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

Kevin was worried about a small rash that had appeared on his privates, so he came in to get a second opinion. It was probably just a bug bite anyway; sand fleas were so damn annoying.

Re: Shop With Toby

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

"Dude, am I hot or what in this beret?" Toby asked, grinning at his boyfriend.

Re: Shop With Toby

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

Kevin paused to consider his Toby. "Dude, you're always hot, but the hat thing makes me want to smother you in like spreadable cheese and lick it all off."

Re: Shop With Toby

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

"I think you just sold me on a hat," Toby replied, moving toward Kevin to give him a proper hello kiss. Which was only slightly wet with tongue given he was working.

Re: Shop With Toby

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

Kevin, not wanting to get his boyfriend in trouble at work, did his best to keep the kiss modest as well. He pulled back. "I need you to look at something," he said, undoing the drawstring on his board shorts. "I think it's just a bug bite, but..." He nodded down towards his crotch.

Re: Shop With Toby

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Toby looked down Kevin's pants. "Dude...what whore gave you crabs?" It was just his imagination that his own crotch was starting to itch. Right?

Re: Shop With Toby

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

"It's not crabs, Toby," Kevin said, rolling his eyes. "There's a reason I started shaving off my pubes." He had had crabs enough times to realize they can't grow when they had nothing to anchor themselves to.

Re: Shop With Toby

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

"Then what the fuck is it, Kevin?" Toby crossed his arms. He bet it was that asshole Andros and his magic ass.

Re: Shop With Toby

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

"Dude, if I knew what the fuck it was, do you think I would be asking you?" He shook his head. "I thought it was a bug bite, but thought maybe you could tell for sure."

He frowned, upset that Toby was so quick to jump to venereal infections.

Re: Shop With Toby

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Toby sighed, "Sorry, it's just we only got back together like a week ago and now you have a weird rash..."

Re: Shop With Toby

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

Well, since he put it that way... "What the hell did you give me, man? Should I be going to the clinic for a cream or something?"

He didn't think that Toby had messed around while they were broken up, but now he wasn't sure. Not sure at all.

Re: Shop With Toby

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"Like I gave it to you," Toby scoffed. "You should so get that shit checked out." He was not catching whatever it was.

Re: Shop With Toby

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

"So help me god, Toby, if you gave me something, it's over," Kevin said, turning around and heading for the door.

He really should look into buying some condoms.

Re: Shop With Toby

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Toby was pissed. How dare Kevin assume it was his fault and walk out. "Asshole!" he muttered crankily as he went back to his hats. Maybe he'd do something fun tonight on his own. That would get his mind off of this mess.

OOC

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Despite the fact that Toby wears clothing in his icons, he is still shirtless as EVER.

Re: OOC

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*SUES*