http://spring-lost.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-08-30 12:57 pm

The Causeway, Early Saturday Afternoon

Slow and steady footsteps took them back to the causeway, singed and all. Cable had a gun slung over his shoulder, a couple of tears in his costume, and his mind set somewhere else entirely. If his calculations had been right, this trip couldn't have thrown them off more than a couple of days.

That wasn't important, though. The shape of the island reminded him he had some things to discuss, at least, before he started making any further decisions. He shot Wade a look over his shoulder.

Well. At least someone would be happy to catch up on lost programming.

[ open for that guy, whee ]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"HOME!" Deadpool threw himself onto the ground to hug it. "We are NEVER letting you near another bar."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mr 'Oh, I love Peace!' has to start a fight every damn time I get a beer!"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"MY TiVO BETTER BE WORKING!" Wade shouted, getting up and brushing himself off. Because the shouting helped.

Also? Pouches. Pouches helped.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"You owe me more than a six pack!"

A beat.

"And I'm allowed to make all the puns about that crappy group that I want!"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay. You just... go over there then." Wade muttered, still brushing himself off. "I'll be here ignoring you right back."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"What?" Wade asked cheerfully. "Not so fun on that end?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"What? Should I just wander off all stoically after spending a week bailing your dumb ass out of bar fights? That might be fun, right?" Deadpool asked, narrowing his eyes. "I'll do that now."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know!" Wade snapped. "But maybe something more than just wandering away without noticing me once we're back home woulda been nice. Ch~rist. It's like the day after some weird ass weekend fling with someone you're ashamed of!"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know, I hate that this is as close to you apologizing as I'm ever gonna get before you go and suicide again."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gosh! Coulda fooled me! You just love to try and put yourself in a place where you're gonna die unless I drag your ass back from the edge, so excuse me if I bring it up from time to time!"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Plaaaague!" Wade pointed out. Said as it should be too.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"So you were gonna kill yourself to save everyone." A beat. "AGAIN."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, what you did was push yourself to the edge!"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Go fuck yourself, Nate!" Wade told him cheerfully. "And, while you're at it, buy a fucking clue."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wade stayed still for a moment, just watching him. "Is that supposed to make me stay around like a eager little puppy? A lil' bit of attention for all the hard work?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't know the difference, do you?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-08-30 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're the smarter one, right?" Deadpool sneered. "Figure that out on your own."