Around Town, Saturday Evening

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was some horrible alternate him with orange booties running around somewhere. Orange booties. Orange. Booties.

He could not say it enough how horrible those booties were. And people said his costume was bad!

So now he was hunting around for a rematch. One that didn't end in girly behavior.


[[Expecting a lovely Canadian lass!]]

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[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

After her encounter with Robin, Victoria was back on Fandom, stalking towards Ben's house. She wouldn't be told what to do, not by some whore.

"Move out of the way," she snapped to the man in front of her.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well, hey now, that's just rude," Deadpool replied, frowning and moving to stay juuuust in her way. "We're a polite and friendly lot here in Fandom and--Okay, I almost managed to say that with a straight face."

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"I don't have time to deal with this island's freaks in pajamas," she said. "I have to see someone."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"One, they're not pajamas. Two... No," Deadpool replied, in a nice and stubborn mood today.

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"They look like pajamas," Victoria said. "Please, move. I don't have time to chat with you."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Letting her pass, Deadpool decided to change course. And head the same way as her.

No reason.

"Sooo. Whatcha doin'?"

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"Walking," she said, shooting a glare at the masked man. "Why are you following me?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I'm not following you, I'm just..." He looked around. "Going to a friend's house for tea and cake."

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"You know this island well?" Victoria asked curiously.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well, I've lived here for... dear mother of god, coming up on two years now," Deadpool said, making a face at that length of time.

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"Tell me where Benton Fraser lives," Victoria asked.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Awww, are you a friend of Benny's?" He asked, smiling widely. "What's your name?"

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"Victoria Metcalfe," she snapped. "Tell me where he is and we can end this conversation. It's going nowhere."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Victoria?" Deadpool cocked his head to the side. "That's a pretty name. All queen like, but, you know, not Queen-queen like. You're not wearing nearly enough sparkles for that," He continued, putting an arm around hers to lead the way. "It's a weeee bit tricky to find his place. Lemme show ya!"

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

She let him even if she felt suffocated by the contact. "I don't need an escort, I just need to be pointed in the general direction."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's tricky. Like that one alley in those adorable kid's books about wizards," Deadpool insisted, tugging to get them just a wee bit out of the way. "How do you know Benny again? Are you also a member of the illustrious Canadian club?"

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"We've met before," she said shortly. "I'm an old friend. And he'll be leaving town with me."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Reeeeeally?" Deadpool asked, eyes wide and surprise coloring his voice.

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Victoria said, glancing at Deadpool. "Why do you sound so surprised?"

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I dunno," He replied, twirling his friend hand to express this confusion. "He always seemed to happy with Robin. But you never can tell these days..."

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"She's nothing," Victoria said snidely. "And you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Pulling his arm away from hers quickly and easily, he grabbed her by the elbow to spin her into a nearby wall. Oh, he missed this bit. "Oh, c'mon! Don't be so uptight, Vicki, baby!"

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

She tried to wrench herself free. "My name is Victoria. Let me go. I don't have time for this. I don't have time for this island."

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool beamed at her, going to push her back again. Much harder this time.

"Oh, but we got aaaall the time in the world right now, Vicki. You an' me are gonna have a lil' chat about what's acceptable behavior and what's no-no-Uncle Bad touch behavior around Benny and Robin. Got it?"

[mountie-abuser.livejournal.com]

"You're insane," she said but she was a mite startled now. "Are you his friend? One of the keepers that whore mentioned? He needs better friends. First Ray who couldn't save him and now some masked freak."