fandomtownies | Everything But The Monkey, Tuesday evening

Dick wasn't sure what drew him to the new pet shop in town tonight, but he certainly didn't intend on buying a Norwegian Blue parrot. He was a little concerned that the bird seemed to be suffering from a total lack of movement, but the shopkeeper assured him that the bird was just tired and shagged out after a prolonged squawk.

Dick carried the caged bird out of the shop before noticing something that he missed in the shop: the bird had been nailed to its perch. Then he noticed something else that he had missed in the shop: the bird was bereft of life. He really should have realized that one earlier. Geez, Dick.

He was going to walk right back in there and demand a refund.

[OOC: This is all

vkandis_son's fault. Dick's around after returning the bird. Otherwise, the post is of course open for all of your pet-buying needs.]