Wellspring Arms & Meditation Center [Sunday]

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Biff was in the store flipping through a magazine of new and exciting yoga poses and wondering just how bendy you had to be to get your foot up over your head like that.

The Wellspring Arms was open.

[OOC: And OCD-free!]

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[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"I don't think you can pull that one off without a muscle relaxant," Cable opined, striding into the store from the back. And casting a look at the magazine, of course.

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Biff grinned. "A loooot of muscle relaxant," he said. "And possible a dare of some kind."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"I've seen it be done without," he replied, coming to a stop by the desk, "But the person in question was a mutant..."

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Josh could get himself squashed into a wine jar," Biff said. "It was creepy."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"I can imagine that," Cable said, a little dryly. "But the big question is... Could he get himself out...?"

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"If he remembered to oil himself up first," Biff overshared. "I had break him out a couple times."

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

He quirked a slight smirk for a minute, then it faded. "Did he try to fit into wine jars for a reason, or was it just for sport?" Cable asked, as he moved over towards one of the gun cases.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"For sport, mostly," Biff replied. "There wasn't a lot to do back then."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

Molly hesitated at the doorway before entering, then decided there was no harm in looking around, so in she came.

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"Can I help you?" Biff asked politely.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Oh, uh...okay? I'm not really looking for anything in particular, but, um, what kind of place is this?"

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Weapons shop and meditation center," Biff said, smiling.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

She eyed Biff. "Doesn't that seem kinda, I don't know, contradictory, as far as philosophies go?"

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"You've got to be prepared for everything," Biff said with a nod. "I hung out with the Son of God and still learned kung fu."

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Molly stared at Biff in shock. "The Son of Who?"

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"God?" Biff repeated. "Josh called him Dad."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Who's Josh, and why was he claiming to be the son of--" Light dawned, and then there was more staring, right before she took a bunch of steps back from the guy who was obviously crazy.

Just to be sure, she said, "No, Jesus was the Son of God."

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"Jesus is Greek," Biff said. "Yeshua was his Hebrew name. I called him Josh."

He grinned. "Is your head going to explode?"

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She nodded a lot.

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"Take a few deep breaths," Biff advised. "Cleaning up exploded head is a pain."

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"What was he like?" She asked, once the urge to hyperventilate had passed.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"He was Josh," Biff said. "So...enormous dork?"

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

Molly was positive lightning was going to strike Biff right where he stood, so she continued not standing next to him. "Really? That's, uh, not at all what the Gospels say."

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"That's because they were written by people who weren't there," Biff said dismissively.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"What do you mean, they weren't there?"

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Matthew, Mark, Luke and John weren't exactly hanging out with us," Biff said dryly.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Then how did they know what to write?" Molly was cruising right on her way to a crisis of Faith, thank you very much.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"My theory? They drank heavily."

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

It was a bit later than Daisy's usual arrival, but it was Sunday and she'd felt her meditation were rather essential to starting up a new week the next day, and even more so after she'd had a weekend like last, to give Weekend Daisy a nice little nudging shuffle toward rest so that Week Daisy could work unhindered of the more frivolous side.

"Hullo, there, Biff."

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"Long time no see, Daisy," Biff said, grinning.

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"Oh, right, I know?" Daisy laughed a little. "How'd you like your gift? You did get a chance to open it?"

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"I did!" Biff laughed. "Now I can make cuiseeeeeene twice as fast."

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"I'm sorry there weren't any cartoon animals on it," Daisy said. "I know it's not the same without them, but, for the sake of quicker cuiseeeene, I thought you could manage."

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"I might paint some cartoons onto it if I get very sad for them, but I think I'll survive," he said, grinning. "Did you enjoy yourself at the party?"

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

"I did! It was a nice party, and only steeled my resolve that there should be far more of them around here."

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"I agree," Biff said. "And I even have a gift to bring to yours if you throw one."

It would totally be the toaster.

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Even more incentive." Although Daisy thought she had a pretty good idea what it might be. "Also, I have to shake a finger at you, you know." Which she promptly did. "You didn't tell me you were hiding a Londoner in that house of yours."

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"He's potentially better looking than I am," Biff said. "Of course I didn't mention him."

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"Potentially?"

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Some people might think so," Biff answered breezily. "I don't see it."

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

"I don't suppose you would," Daisy said with a smirk. "You aren't female."

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"And that's a good thing," Biff said, "or Thursday would've gone way different."