http://saveyoulater.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] saveyoulater.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-12-18 08:29 am

Android's Dungeon, Thursday, 12/18

The card that had been forwarded to Sarah wasn't anything special, as Christmas cards went. There was a little cartoon of an ice skating penguin on the outside, and inside under the inscription it was signed, Merry Christmas! Ellie, Devon and Chuck in Ellie's round handwriting. Chuck had added only P.S. I miss you.

So there was absolutely no reason for Sarah -- who hated Christmas anyhow -- to keep looking at it like some teenager with a crush. She knew Chuck had let Ellie send it as part of their cover; she was, as far as that went, a friendly recent ex who had moved back to Maryland, and Chuck's sister was the type to send cards to everyone.

Shaking her head at her own foolishness, she went to her office to throw the card out, then hesitated a second and stored it in a desk drawer instead. If anyone asked, and no one would, she'd say she kept it as possible evidence, that it was important for her to track even the slightest communication with the Intersect.

She kept telling herself that lie as she closed her office door and went to man the register.

The Android's Dungeon was open.

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you sell capes?" Loki asked as soon as he'd cleared the front door. "Pink ones?"

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Probably not but it's not for anything nefarious, I promise," he said sweetly. "I thought I'd try here first because superheroes are oftentimes associated with capes even if they remind me of a half dress."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, nefarious and pink can go together in the right circumstance," he said. "Just gotta be the right circumstance. Anything can be made into something nefarious if you work hard enough."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Chew it up and then stick it in someone's hair," he said. "They'll either have to cut that shit out or hope they're shampoo is really fucking good."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's a shitty way to flirt," Loki decided. "There are better, less 'let's take you to the barbershop for your first buzz cut,' ways to flirt with a girl than that. Pushing a girl in the dirt would, at least, rank above gum in the hair."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"And I bet you're scrappy," he said, coming to lean against the front of the counter. "Brawler or trained?"

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can see it," he said, smiling at her reaction. "I was more of a brawler. Get dirty, get my fucking lip busted, and then knock someone's front tooth out. Nice way to make someone have a lisp."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ha! That's a good one," he said, laughing himself. "The scouts wouldn't take me and, even if they had, I'd have stolen everyone else's patches and sold them for candy money or some shit. That's just how I roll."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Some of the badges were just stupid anyway," Loki declared. "I don't need a fucking badge for someone to tell me I'm good at climbing a tree. I know I'm good at that. Give me something better than a goddamn badge."

Like...weaponry but that was a long time ago. Sigh.

"As I got older, I learned to respect badges a little more."

Just a little.

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe," he said and shrugged one shoulder. He smiled at her non vocal reaction though. "Doesn't everyone respect the badge?"

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Too true," he agreed with a laugh. "I've never had a badge myself. Well, I had one when I was just a kid, a fake one, that was plastic. Not the shiny real kind. I was always a little jealous of people with those."

Not he was not.

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I've got a friend or two down there, it might happen!" Loki said even though he knew there was no way in hell. Ever. "I'm sure I could get one by other means. I've got connections."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You remember our conversations!" Loki said happily. "I didn't know I'd made that much of an impression on you, Sarah."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was teasing," Loki said, snickering. "I'm not always here to mess with your head, you know."

Only sometimes.

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"They have their uses," he said and smiled. "Don't knock the cape until you try it. Apparently they make really good disguises."

He thought of adding something there TO mess with her head but held off.

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd think," Loki said. "I was never one for disguises anyway save for the occasional fake mustache but that was more to fuck with people than anything. But, I guess disguises are sometimes needed."

He smiled pleasantly at her.

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I usually stay away from facial hair," he said and rubbed his chin. "It grows in blond and makes it look like I've got dirt on my face."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"And neither do you," he said and laughed. "It's a joke, I swear. No ulterior meaning behind it."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm planning on being around," he said. "Why, trying to plan a wild party under my nose?"

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"The handywoman lives in apartment 7," Loki said. "But I think that was the island fucking with us. All I would have done was grabbed a glass and had a party in your apartment."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"What makes you think I had water?" he asked, laughing. "I would have brought you vodka or something and then you would have really been pissed at me."

Re: Talk to Sarah [12/18]

[identity profile] flipped-god-off.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good thing you didn't call me," he said, "or that's what you would have gotten. Eggnog and vodka, yummy."