http://iguessiamaclone.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iguessiamaclone.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-02-08 01:37 pm

Things Reborn, Sunday

Only one word could adequately describe what Greg Brady thought of Things Reborn when he walked in. "Groovy." Since he was such a helpful guy and there didn't seem to be anyone around, he decided to help out customers with any questions they might have. Also, he put up a sign that said "10% off all 70's clothes." It was his way of helping pull people in.

Also, he was going to buy a lot of them. That would be helpful, too.

Re: Shop With Greg

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Perched in the building across the street from the store was the Masked Mallard, calculating and clever as he really hoped he didn't miss the trajectory and angle of his grappling hook and end up in the pet store. That would just be awkward. DW let out a sigh, and then focused on where he aimed it. "Let's. Get. Dangerous," he said, and then fired his shot, and began to swing forward.

CRASH! Right in through the glass of the window of the shop, DW rolled as it sprinkled and shattered around him, rolled right into a position where he could aim his gas gun at the singing hippie and call out, "Suck gas, evil doer!"

He fired off his arsenal of laughing gas grenades. This time, there would be no mere coughing fits!

Re: Shop With Greg

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
"You can put it on my bill."

Yeah, you better bet that DW had been working on that one all day.

Re: Shop With Greg

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
DW paused a bit as he considered the laughing.

"Not feeling like singing, right?"

Re: Shop With Greg

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-02-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Then this mission is a success!" DW declared. "Have fun being vanquished, evil-doer. It's been a real gas."

And before another bad pun could be taken advantage of, Darkwing Duck swung back out into the night...err, day...to fight crime elsewhere.