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fandomtownies2009-02-10 07:14 pm
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Freelance Police Headquarters, Tuesday
"Sam!" Max announced imperiously. "I have devised a foolproof plan for taking over the world!" No, he didn't ask if Sam wanted to hear. He was considerate like that.
"I direct your attention to the whiteboard!" he continued, gesturing. No, it wasn't a whiteboard. It was, in fact, the back wall of the office, which was now covered with all kinds of completely incomprehensible diagrams and doodles, some of which involved knives and lots of blood. "SO! I'm already President of the United States, so that's, like, halfway there already, right? So here's where the devious part comes in: In the park, there is a white squirrel which possesses the power to transform skateboards into fish. Step ONE is to capture that squirrel, by any means necessary!"
He grinned and tapped part of the wall which appeared to show an exploding birthday cake. "Step TWO: through the cunning use of torture, hypnosis, and random violence (not related to the torture), I break the squirrel's will and warp its shattered psyche to follow my every command."
He rubbed his hands together evilly and tapped another section of the wall. "Step THREE: At the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver, I use the awesome and mighty power of the squirrel to turn all of the world leaders in attendance into FISH! And then step FOUR: I pull my giant battle robots out of the Dakotas and INVADE POLAND!"
Grinning sweetly, Max tapped a smiley face in the corner of the wall. "And step FIVE: Profit!" He bowed. "Thank you! Thank you very much!"
The Freelance Police were... open for business?
"I direct your attention to the whiteboard!" he continued, gesturing. No, it wasn't a whiteboard. It was, in fact, the back wall of the office, which was now covered with all kinds of completely incomprehensible diagrams and doodles, some of which involved knives and lots of blood. "SO! I'm already President of the United States, so that's, like, halfway there already, right? So here's where the devious part comes in: In the park, there is a white squirrel which possesses the power to transform skateboards into fish. Step ONE is to capture that squirrel, by any means necessary!"
He grinned and tapped part of the wall which appeared to show an exploding birthday cake. "Step TWO: through the cunning use of torture, hypnosis, and random violence (not related to the torture), I break the squirrel's will and warp its shattered psyche to follow my every command."
He rubbed his hands together evilly and tapped another section of the wall. "Step THREE: At the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver, I use the awesome and mighty power of the squirrel to turn all of the world leaders in attendance into FISH! And then step FOUR: I pull my giant battle robots out of the Dakotas and INVADE POLAND!"
Grinning sweetly, Max tapped a smiley face in the corner of the wall. "And step FIVE: Profit!" He bowed. "Thank you! Thank you very much!"
The Freelance Police were... open for business?
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