The Park, Wednesday Afternoon

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Mina Harker was in the park, entirely under-dressed. Tiny shorts, an incredibly too tight black tank top, various leather straps, holsters, and the like... it was not an outfit one would normally see the Victorian woman wearing.

Currently, Mina was attempting to climb a tree.

Well, if you counted repeated jumping at a tree branch and failing to grab it 'climb'.

She'd also back up from the tree, and run at it... and sort of fail to jump and just run into the tree

Though she did look absolutely stunning while doing it.

[ooc: Open! Yes, Mina is acting like Lara Croft, as played by someone who sucks at Tomb Raider

Chronology note: All threads come before Minsc's, please.]

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[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

After yesterday's green intervention fiasco, Mary desperately needed some fresh air. She was strolling through the park when she came across Mina. She gawked for a moment, then asked, "What in the world are you trying to do?"

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"I think they key is up there," Mina said. "I need it to get further into the ruins."

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"Key? Ruins? What are you talking about?" asked Mary, confused.

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"The idol!" Mina said. "I must get it before the black marketeers come. Their grubby little hands will only sully the precious artifacts!"

She jumped at the branch again.

Needless to say, when she jumped, she... jiggled a bit.

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Something definitely was wrong here, Mary realized. "What idol? And what the heck are you wearing? You must be freezing!"

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Murdock was cutting through the park on his way back from the lighthouse. He just had to stop. And gawk a little. There was something you didn't see everyday. Even for Fandom. How anyone could miss a tree like that ... And wasn't she cold? Good grief.

"Excuse me, are you havin' a problem?"

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"Are you with the black marketeers?" Mina replied. "I warn you, I'm armed."

With more than simply an amazing rack.

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"I don't know any black marketeers, ma'am. Do you need a hand?" He cocked his head at her. "A jacket maybe?"

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"I think I will be fine," Mina said. She jumped again. "I almost got it, that time."

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At first, on her way to the bar after work, Daisy thought to herself What a trashy outfit, but, as soon as she recognized the person wearing the thing that could have practically come out of her own closet, it quickly became, "Mina! What a cute outfit! But aren't you cold?" She smiled as she headed over; she wasn't going to try to figure out what Mina was actually doing as it looked pretty nonsensical and, if anything, she could just assume the other woman was simply trying to keep warm in the adorable get-up.

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Mina turned her head. "I'm sorry, I think you're mistaken," she said.

She jumped again. Jiggle, jiggle.

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Daisy was duly distracted for a moment.

And then she blinked, stopped tilting her head, and gave it a little shake.

"I'm sorry; what were you saying?"

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"I said," Mina repeated, as she jumped yet again. "I think you're mistaken."

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Martha had decided it was safe to leave the clinic in the hands of the nurses long enough to get some coffee from the Perk. In her uncaffeinated state, she almost didn't recognize Mina, but when she saw her run at the tree, she had to stop and watch, and wince. "Mina? Are you all right?"

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"I am fine," Mina said. "You, however, apparently are mistaken."

Jump. Jump.

Jiggle, jiggle.

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Martha was not distracted by the jiggling, honestly. "I'm mistaken? How?"

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"My name is not Mina," she said. She wasn't even jumping at the tree, now. She was sort of... moving at it, like... grinding up against as her legs sort of tried to run.

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Minsc and Boo were out hunting squirrels, and couldn't help but notice that Lady Wilhelmina was having a little difficulty with her movement. It looked a little impeded.

"Maybe," he offered, "you must gather your party before venturing forth."

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"I work alone," Mina said. "My guides often meet sad fates."

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"Hmm," Minsc said, frowning thoughtfully, "then I do not know. But I do think it would be more effective to go around the tree than trying to go through it."

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"There is a key," Mina said. "I have the silver, but I need the gold!"

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Jack was out for a stroll in the park on this fine afternoon, wearing weather-appropriate gear. "What the...?" She looked sorta familiar.

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Mina jumped at the tree, and this time grabbed hold of the ledge.

And then she fell back to the ground. "Damn!"

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"Uh. You need help there?"

Jack was wary and not approaching the woman wearing way too little and a--was that a holster?

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"If you are looking to steal the idol, bugger off!" Mina shouted.