Wellspring Arms & Meditation Center

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Biff was behind the counter, spinning in circles in his chair.

He was booooooored.

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And it was a Sunday, so in came Daisy, to help relieve at least a little of that boredom.

"Morning, Biff!"

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"I want my hour back," Biff whined.

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Laughing a little, Daisy shook her head. "And you'll get it back," she assured him. "You've just got to be patient and wait until autumn."

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"But I wanted to sleep in today," he said. "Or at least get more than four hours of rest."

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"Then you should have gone to bed earlier," chided Daisy sweetly. "What had you up all night?"

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"Movie marathon," Biff mumbled. On Lifetime. He loved those girls with the magic pants.

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"Oh, yeah?" asked Daisy, leaning a little on the counter with her arms. "With who?"

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"Myself," Biff said. "And a giant bowl of popcorn."

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Daisy arched an eyebrow. "Pull the other one," she said, "it's got bells."

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"Really," Biff insisted. "I wasn't feeling particularly social."

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"Awww." Daisy frowned, just a little bit, clearly all for show since there was a smile following it. "So long as that was all it was."

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"Next time I'll call," he promised, grinning.

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Daisy, expression very stern, nodded. "Good," she said. "Because I didn't do anything on Saturday night, either. It seems like such a waste that both of us were doing nothing separately."

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"Okay, that can never happen again," Biff decided. "We are far too young and hot to be lame on weekends like that."

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"Too young?" asked Daisy. "Look who's talking, old man. What year were you born, again?"

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"We didn't have years back then," he informed her airily.

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"Oh? Too good for years, were you?" Daisy asked, unimpressed.

Or, at least, doing a poor job of looking unimpressed to hide her amusement, anyway.

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"I was," Biff said. "They redid time after I came along, after all."

...sort of.

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"Now there's a case of in the right place at the right time if I've ever heard one."

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"They say it was about Josh, but I don't buy it," he told her.

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"No?" asked Daisy, head tilting and settling in a little to show she was definitely up to hearing one hell of a tall tale. "What's your take, then?"

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"It was totally about me and the rest of the disciples were just jealous," he decided. "And that's why they wrote me out of the New Testament."

He didn't really believe this.

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"Oh, well," Daisy allowed, "I can see why they'd be jealous."

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"Also, I got all the women," Biff said. "Um. Not that John cared that much about women. At all."

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"Swung the other way, did he? How much of that factored into wanting to be an Apostle?"

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"Less than you'd think," Biff replied. "I'm not sure Josh even noticed. He didn't think like that."

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Daisy couldn't help smiling a little at that. "I'd say that he sounds like he was a real nice guy, but I don't think that would be a very uncommon thought."

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Biff snickered. "It'd sure be a kick in the teeth if the savior of the world was kind of a dick, huh?"

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"Irony at its best, though, really. Either way, he couldn't have been too much of a dick if he put up with you."

Which Daisy decided was going to be a pretty good criteria for saviours in the future. How's he handle Biff? ...well, okay, then.

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"Josh loved irony," Biff said. "Me? I invented sarcasm."

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"Invented?" Daisy arched an eyebrow. "You're old. You're not that old."

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"Sure I did," Biff said. "I got the name of it from our village idiot and everything."

And what a credible credential that was.

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"Your village idiot was named Sarcasm?"

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"No, Bart," Biff said. "He was a cynic from Greece."

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"So how do you get Sarcasm from Bart?"

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"He told me the word," Biff said, nodding.

Which is just like inventing something. Really.

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Daisy was just going to look at Biff a moment.

It was a very appropriately sarcastic look, too.

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"What?"

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"What?" Daisy repeated and then cleared her throat for a better (though still awful) impression. "'I invented sarcasm. Really. Even though I stole it from a village idiot, so what does taht say about me?'"

Really, really awful impression.

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"That I also mastered irony at the same time?" he laughed.

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Daisy laughed. "You're a nerd," she informed him, "but a cute a one."

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"Cute enough to get kissed?" he flirted shamelessly.