Pirate Radio [Wednesday afternoon]

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The sounds of "next time I'll remember your naaaaaaame" and something squishy being pelted at the studio walls came through the microphone.

Squirrels were cruel and didn't like Jack very much. They welcomed the chance to make him look stupid for the entire island to hear.

"Here's some advice for ye, mates," Jack said. "If ye decide that you're going to go easy and go early with the first strumpet at the bar, make sure she can't bloody fly."

Jack was under the impression that he had slept with one of the harpies. He...might not be wrong.

"Since all of the smart people are inside," he continued, "give me a call, savvy? We can exchange cleaning tips or something."

Comments

Make a song request!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

If we don't get at least on call for "Mother in Law," I'm going to be upset.

Re: Make a song request!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The phone! The phone is ringing!

Re: Make a song request!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

"I know how to do this now!" Jack informed the squirrels as he picked up the phone.

The squirrels didn't care.

"Hello!"

Re: Make a song request!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Hi! I was wondering if you could play that Taylor Swift song for the next twelve to twenty-four hours? I'd like to see if it repels those crazy bird ladies that keep throwing poo at me."

Re: Make a song request!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

"I'm willing to try anything, mate," Jack replied. "Now which song? The one with the white dress, or the one about the horse?"

Re: Make a song request!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I'll take the one with the white dress but throw in the horse song every once in a while just to keep it fresh," Jamie replied cheerfully. "And if you need to put in a song to keep you from going insane, stay away from Flock of Seagulls. I'm betting its their kind of music."

Re: Make a song request!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

"What do you think about the Eagles?" Jack checked, putting in the Taylor Swift CD over the screaming protests of the squirrels.

Re: Make a song request!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"A little mellow for the occasion but if you lay off the Don Henley stuff you should be fine. Also nothing from The Byrds. Or the Fabulous Thunderbirds."

Re: Make a song request!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

"Thunderbirds," Jack repeated as he wrote it down. "Thanks, mate. Here's your irritating song."

Re: Make a song request!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"You're a prince among pirates. I'll leave you a bottle of rum after my next broadcast."

Ask for advice!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

Like how to get harpies to stop shrieking...

Stop by the studio!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

If you really want to be outside today...

OOC

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

Yay harpies!