Freelance Police HQ, Thursday 5/7

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Today, Murdock was actually armed while in the office and gladly taking out the ... filing cabinets.

They were a threat, ya know. Just standing there in their corner, smug like that.

It may have been turning into a full-scale epic battle, including ducking and rolling behind desks and chairs, which by the way, office chairs totally suck for cover.

(open! beware flying nerf darts! and totally open for any bananas, heehee!)

Comments

call!

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

though you'll have to deal with a distracted murdock while he takes down those cabinets

come by & talk to murdock

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

if you don't mind that he's hold up behind a desk somewhere

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[justlike_a_girl]

"'Scuse me, have you see a teddy bear running by?" asked B1.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"We lost ours," added B2.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

"No, I ain't seen ..." Murdock peeked his head around from behind the desk he was currently taking cover behind and just kind of stared.

Well. That was different.

"Are you good bananas or bad bananas?"

It totally was a valid question.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[justlike_a_girl]

"Uh... Are we good bananas or bad bananas, B2?" asked B1.

They didn't really look like bananas, just two gremlin-bitten girls who were acting really odd.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"We're good bananas!" said B2. "Good bananas get birthday presents."

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

('scuse my brain. kinda distracted by major earache)

Upon a closer, look, yah... why was he thinking bananas? And...

"Hoshi?"

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"What's a Hoshi?" asked B2, confused.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[justlike_a_girl]

"Yeah, what's a Hoshi?" repeated B1.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

"Usually she's this girl I know, works over at the hotel. Smart an' knows a lot of languages." He cocked his head at them. "You sure look like her," he pointed to B2.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

B2 wasn't even listening, because something else caught her attention. "Fishy!" she squealed, peering at the fish in the bowl.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[justlike_a_girl]

"Fishy? Where?" asked B1, almost knocking over B2 in her excitement to see the fish.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Cue a facepalming Murdock.

"Y'all must be sick or somethin'," he muttered to himself. "Either y'all have lost your minds, or I'm havin' another episode."

Which was entirely possible.

"The fishy's name is Bob, by the way."

Really, he had no clue if the fish even had a name.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[justlike_a_girl]

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B2?" asked B1.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"I think I am, B1!" said B2.

And the two wannabe bananas started singing a cute little song about a fish and a teddy bear.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Blink.

"Wow. I didn't know work came with entertainment." It was a cute tune. Cute enough that it was quite possible for Murdock to start singining if it went on long enough.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

The bananas took a bow. "Now we have to go find the teddy bears!"

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[justlike_a_girl]

"And hopefully they come in pairs!" said B1.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

"Have you tried the park?" he suggested. "Bears like the park."

It was a perfectly reasonable assumption, you know.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"We like the park!" said B2.

Re: come by & talk to murdock

[justlike_a_girl]

"Let's go there now!" said B1, and the two girls scampered off in search of their teddy bears.

sam & max

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

in case they show up, you know

Re: sam & max

[maxnotsam.livejournal.com]

"OOOOH! That looks like FUN!!!"

As soon as he entered the office, Max pulled out his gun and joined in the file cabinet-shooting.

His real gun.

Most of the bullets went through the filing cabinets, perforating the important documents and evidence inside, but a few ricocheted dangerously around the room.

Re: sam & max

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

"Dude!" Murdock yelled out as he found himself suddenly dodging a real bullet. "Watch where ya aim that pea shooter!"

Re: sam & max

[maxnotsam.livejournal.com]

"Peas? No, it doesn't shoot peas," Max told him. He fired into the floor next to Murdock. "See? Bullets."

Re: sam & max

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

"Jesus Christ!"

And that would be Murdock ducking again.

"Look man, I get shot at enough without one of my bosses doin' it."

...yah, he's not particularly amused at the moment.

Re: sam & max

[maxnotsam.livejournal.com]

Max chuckled jovially. "Oh, don't be silly!" he insisted. "I wasn't shooting AT you! If I'd been shooting AT you, I would have hit you."

He fired again, this time into the wall near Murdock. "See? I'm shooting NEAR you. Big difference!"

Re: sam & max

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

He just eyed Max for a loooooooong minute. "Dude, I think you're crazier than I am."

(sorry for the delay in ping - had to run to doc's office. me has ear infection, yay. not)

oooooooooohhhhhhh ooc

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

did I mention I'm moving to australia? yes?

well now I have actual flight itinerary whoooooooo!