http://maxnotsam.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-05-29 06:59 pm
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Freelance Police Headquarters, Friday

Max peered out the window at all the ruckus down below. Or was it a fracas? At any rate, it involved large, scaly reptiles parading through the streets.

"Hey, Sam?" he called. "C'mere a sec and take a look at this! These saps have been tanning on the beach so long that their skin has become all rough and lizard-like!"
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[identity profile] samnotmax.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a damn good thing neither of us tan, little buddy," Sam mused, leaning over to peer out the window.

"Holy tapdancing ninjas playing keep-away with a hard-boiled egg salad!" he gasped. "Those aren't saps! Those are mutant sewer alligators, carrying mutated goldfish with jaws of doom within their ferocious reptile mouths!"

He scratched his temple with the gun before adding, "Except that one. I think that's TV's Joan Rivers."

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Max scratched his temple with Sam's gun, too -- which involved an egregious invasion of personal space. "I don't think so. I think Joan Rivers is less green."

[identity profile] samnotmax.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I think this might require our services, little pal," Sam said grimly. "Either we'll need to contain a Godless, soulless killing machine with razor-sharp teeth and an ancient lust for blood ... or Joan Rivers is still in Hollywood, and we need to save the town from alligators!"

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Either way we get to shoot things, right?" Max asked, whipping out his gun and aiming it at a fly that was buzzing around.

[identity profile] samnotmax.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"If we can't stop this menace with wanton, gratuitous violence," Sam said solemnly, "then I don't think the town wants to be saved."

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Amen!" Max replied.

"Catch me, Sam!" he added, just before he dove out the window, firing wantonly and gratuitously at the scaly menace.

...How he expected Sam to catch him was entirely a mystery.

[identity profile] samnotmax.livejournal.com 2009-05-30 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Right behind ya, little buddy," Sam shouted, letting out a whoop as he jumped from the window. He was firing wildly into the air. As you do.
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