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Tyler Durden ([personal profile] tyler_gone) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-06-03 08:25 am

Atlas Gym, Wednesday, 6/03

Tyler spent most of his shift, in between the actual work bits, picturing gym patrons naked.

To be scrupulously fair, this wasn't exactly unusual. It was just that normally his mental wanderings were more New England Journal of Medicine -- he imagined lots of moles and goiters -- and less Playboy. But today his brain was all about the cut of sports bras and bike shorts and, hey, who turned up the heat in the gym?

It wasn't exactly unpleasant, though. He sat back and let his mind drift.

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[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Veronica woke up from some very... interesting dreams... and decided to head over to the gym to hit the treadmill.

She wasn't expecting to see Tyler when she walked in.

"Hey," she said.

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[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yup," Veronica nodded. "Just for the summer."

She set down her water bottle and towel and programmed the treadmill to start out at an easy pace.

"I heard you were teaching here as well?"

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[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Never would have pegged you as the teacher type," Veronica admitted.

Maybe he wasn't as bad as she thought.

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[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sounds like you've matured a lot since I last saw you."

He'd certainly put on some nice muscle... wait, she wasn't paying attention to that at all.

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[identity profile] nofishinmypond.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack nodded at the kid. "It's not polite to stare, you know."

Obviously, he thought he was being MUCH more subtle with his own leering.

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[identity profile] nofishinmypond.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack raised an eyebrow. "Yeaaaaah. And you're also an astronomer, right? Observing heavenly bodies?"

He threw a few more jabs at the punching bag. What he really wanted to do was move on to the free weights, but that would mean needing someone to spot, and that way lie the beginnings of way too many bad pornos.

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[identity profile] nofishinmypond.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Jack. Friendly neighborhood... Air Force general, I guess. I've got a boat."

He looked around. "The scenery always this nice?"

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[identity profile] nofishinmypond.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"A fishing boat," Jack clarified. "I just bought it. People aren't allowed to be off-duty every now and then?"
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[personal profile] atreideslioness 2009-06-03 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ghanima lifted a hand to wave to Tyler on her way out of her NPC-run aerobics class. "Picking up extra shifts?" she asked. "If you're that bored, I'll let you write my lesson plan."
atreideslioness: (Ghani is smirking at you!)

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[personal profile] atreideslioness 2009-06-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you use that line on all the girls, or just the ones who are actually willing to entertain you?" she asked, putting her hands on her hips. "Really, Durden, you can do better than that."
atreideslioness: (amused)

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[personal profile] atreideslioness 2009-06-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, but I might be willing to throw you around a practice room to help you clear your brain," Ghani said sweetly. "Maybe if you hit your head again, it will clear up this problem you seem to be having."
atreideslioness: (concerned)

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[personal profile] atreideslioness 2009-06-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ghanima just stared at him.

"I thought you had my phone number. I am in the teacher's directory," she pointed out. "I have no idea. Did you eat anything strange today?"

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[identity profile] nofishinmypond.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack had come to the gym to get away from his empty room and his thoughts of Mary Steenburgen and, well, Carter, but... Well, he hadn't been expecting all the NPCs in their spandex.

He attacked a punching bag with ferocity, trying to calm the hell down.