Wellspring Arms [all day]

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Biff was only a little hungover from last night, but he was taking the excuse to sit behind the desk, flip through a magazine and space out.

What a conscientious employee he was!

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Daisy was far too annoyed to be hungover, but she felt she'd been doing a very nice job of hiding it since radio was over and into today.

"Afternoon, Biff; hard at work as always, I see."

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"I live for my job," Biff said. He put the magazine down. "What did the squirrels interrupt last night?"

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"A very intense game of Chinese checkers," said Daisy. "You should have seen it."

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"A naked game of Chinese checkers?" Biff replied. "Nice!"

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"Got to make it more interesting somehow," said Daisy after a moment of looking at Biff. "And I was probably conceived thanks to a chess game, so there you have it."

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"Really," Biff said. "Do tell."

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"You want me to tell you about my mum and dad have sex?" asked Daisy, just to make sure she was clear on that.

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Biff. No.

BIFF.

"Well, it's not like I know them," he said.

Sigh.

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"Yes," said Daisy, "but I do. And I don't exactly remember it, anyway, but there's a good chance it would probably put you to sleep, that's how boring it was."

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Biff grinned. "You're certainly never boring in that aspect," he said oh-so-classily.

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"Yeah, I guess creativity must have skipped a generation," said Daisy.

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"I'm not going to do any research to find out if you're right or not," Biff said with a laugh.

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"Mum wouldn't ever let Dad get anywhere until he beat her at chess first," Daisy offered anyway.

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"I'd have been screwed," Biff said, laughing. "And not in a fun way."

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"Don't feel too bad," said Daisy, "it took Dad years."

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"Your poor, poor father," Biff said, eyes wide.

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"He actually didn't seem to mind," said Daisy, in a tone that made it clear that she didn't understand her parents any more than they understood her, which was not one bit.

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Biff did the facial equivalent of "does not compute."

"Um?"

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"I know," said Daisy, looking back with a slight expression of helplessness, and threw out the only thing she could think of to even begin to explain it. "They rode a tandem bike."

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"That is so not the same thing as sex," Biff declared.

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"Exactly," said Daisy, "but they're the sort of people who think it's an acceptable substitute."

So, in other words: crazycakes.

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"Craaaaaazy," Biff singsonged.

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Daisy shook her head. "Utterly bonkers," she agreed.

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"Fortunately you're very sane," Biff said, eyes sparkling.

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"Skips a generation," said Daisy with a smirk.

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"So your children will love tandem biking? Heaven forbid," Biff said.

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Daisy shot Biff a look. "I don't even want to think about that, so don't even."

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"Would you prefer me going back to the generation before your parents instead?" he asked, fully expecting to be hit.

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"Oh, you want me talking about my fat Chinese grandmother now?"

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Biff shuddered. "Oh, new mental image."

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Daisy couldn't help her light laugh. "That's what I thought," she said.

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"Very, very bad mental image," he whimpered.

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"Will it help any if I reminded you that I was wearing very, very little for radio last night?"

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"Mmm, yes," Biff said, grinning.

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"And did you catch the bit about the mud wrestling, too?" said Daisy, who really couldn't help herself at this point.

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"Ooooooh," Biff said, eyes getting a little glazed over. "Who with?"

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Daisy could see that this was working very well. "Certainly wasn't Deadpool or the kid," she offered.

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Pause.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Deadpool didn't get to watch, did he?"

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"No," said Daisy and entirely making this up because of course it didn't actually happen. "He had to turn around and put his fingers in his ear, but the kid got to. It was good for him. Builds character, I think was how Ghanima put it."

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Biff's jaw dropped.

"...not really, right?"

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Daisy just grinned.

"I've got fight club later," she said, "I really hsould be getting to my mediation."

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"I'll be here," Biff said. "Using my imagination."

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"You're welcome."