The Park, Sunday Evening

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Glinda had been out for a walk around the park when the small green thing, carrying a tub of detergent, emerged from the bushes, bit her on the ankle, and then deposited the washing powder in her hands.

A moment later she somehow had produced a small TV studio set, complete with stained clothing and rug, and was yelling at any passing by about if they called now, she would double the offer.

[Open to any. Sadly, a tribute to the man. Seriously you guys, we need to stop losing celebrities, it's not cool.]

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She was just lucky that Deadpool was in a mellow mood.

Okay, not so mellow he didn't stop for this. "...are you selling things?"

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"Yes!" Billy Glinda replied, very loudly. She began gesticulating wildly. "Only the greatest cleaning product in the world! It whitens whites and brightens brights! It won't ruin your darks! And if you call now, I'll throw in another container for free!"

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"Will it clean blood and or other fluids that come from various beasties when ya stab 'em?" Deadpool asked, taking a careful step back to avoid the waving hands.

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Blink. But only a moment passed and she was back into her momentum. "Yes! Just take a handful-" which she did- "and add it to some water and make a paste! Leave it on the stain and like magic, it washes out! Call now!"

She was like a broken record, really. A loud, broken, record.

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Deadpool eyed her for a moment. "What should I call? And if I wait, will I get so much more and free shipping?"

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"Why, the number on the bottom of your screen!" she cheerfully yelled said. "You should call now, because this is a limited time offer!"

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"Maaaybe if we got you someplace safe and full of things you can clean. How does that sound, hmm? Some nice coffee spilled all over the floor? Maybe soda?"

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"Only if it's cola!" she corrected. "Lemon-lime soda doesn't stain, but cola does! But yes, I would be willing to go off-site to clean up your exemplary room! John, Mikey, get the handheld cameras ready."

Invisible John and Mikey were apparently all over getting those cameras, because she gave an approving nod to the space at her left.

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Deadpool just stared. "You know, on this side of things, this is much funnier. Remind me to tell you when I thought I was a popstar who held orphans hostage."

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Blink again. "Do these orphans have clothing covered in unsightly stains?" she asked, sounding hopeful. "Children do cause so many messes! Especially with food!"

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"I'm sure we could find a few kids to throw food at you!"

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"Well, I suppose that could be done," was the reply, "as long as there is a washing machine nearby so I can show off the amazing oxygenated cleaning power of OxyClean!"

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"Will it oxygenate my very soul?"

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Blink. "I would not recommend consuming it, young man," she warned, "as it is a chemical and may have harmful effects upon your body!"