fandomtownies | Theodoric of York; Late Thursday Morning [ 07/16 ].

This was it. That whole thing in the bathroom had sealed the deal for Turtle. She needed something and that something was a change. So she marched her butt down to Theodoric of York and made that distinctly clear. A day at the spa, sure, to just sort of set things in the right tone, but first things first.

"I need a haircut," she decided.

And then, of course, broke out into song.

"Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading
And everywhere I look
There's a dead end waiting
Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis
Stealing kisses from the leperous faces

Heads are hanging from the garbage man trees
Mouthwash jukebox gasoline
pistols are pointing
At a poor man's pockets
Smiling eyes ripping out of his sockets

Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind

Love machines on the sympathy crutches
Discount orgies on the dropout buses
Hitching a ride with the bleeding noses
Coming to town with the brief case blues

Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind

Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading
Ghetto-blasting disintegrating
Rock 'n' roll, know what I'm saying
And everywhere I look
There's a dead end waiting

Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind
Got a devil's haircut in my mind

Devil's haircut! In my mind!
Devil's haircut! In my mind!
Devil's haircut! In my mind!"

Turtle was nervous, of course, once the scissors stopped moving and the hair was dried and she was spun around to face herself in the mirror again. No random song this time, though, just a great big grin, a shake of her head to feel how the short cut felt against her face, and a very approving "Eeeeee!"

[[ open for all your spa-like needs! Yes, I'm using OMWF to inspire a plotpoint I've been meaning to do for ages. I'm special like that, and I've been dying to do this forever but just haven't felt the right pull! THANK YOU U2! ]]