If questioned, Castiel would admit that, in general, zealots irritated angels. They were some of the messiest of all.

"It's a foolish thought, actually. A vanity, to think that Heaven has that much stake in how an individual wishes to use their reproductive organs." He looked around the store again. "We generally have better things to do."

But the sad fact was, Castiel didn't right now. He was bored.

"Still, this seems a bit . . . excessive."