Dite's Decadent Delights - Thursday, 7-23

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There was, indeed, a goddess at the store today. It just so happened that she was, one, not the goddess who owned the store and two, possibly the least appropriate goddess to be manning the store today in existence. While she hadn't gone so far as to take a page from Robbie Hart and change the music up a little, Fiona was mostly sticking behind the counter and drinking the remainder of her nectar so as not to deal with anyone and their 'love' needs.

At least three customers put down their purchases when faced with the thought of going up to the counter and paying for them, and more than a few got one look and turned around. No one actually tried anything, but never had petty theft seemed so reasonable.

Regardless of Fiona's mood, Dite's Decadent Delights was open.

[open! ocdless! terribly amused!]