Jeff, God (Guy) of Biscuits, Friday Afternoon

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With a flash, two people appeared just outside the doors of JGOB. The taller led the shorter inside, ignoring the wide eyed look of her companion.

"So, cookies, of course. Cupcakes, or donuts?" Aphrodite turned to the other woman. "What's your name, anyway?"

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--boat.

Reese stumbled forward. Looked around, it wasn't the Hall anymore. "What?"

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"Your name? You have one, don't you?"

There was another person in front of them who was arguing about the ingredients in the all natural bagels, and Dite rolled her eyes.

"Or shall I just call you Shorty?"

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Oh, she did not just. "It's Reese," she snapped, "Detective Reese. And where the hell are we?"

She was not going to ask the how. Asking the how will probably lead to crazier explanations.

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"We're at a bakery shop. Jeff, Guy of Biscuits?" She still could't call him god. "Getting food for the crew at town hall, remember?" Zapping normally didn't cause memory loss, but mortals were strange like that.

The guy in front of them finally stopped arguing about what all natural meant and pulled out his wallet. Aphrodite folded her arms and began tapping her fingers. "I think four boxes of cookies should do it, don't you?"

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"I know why we're here," Reese returned, "I meant--" she broke off again, shook her head. No, she's not going into it. She had a job to do, but she di turn a look at... at the woman. "Warn me next time you do..." Reese made with the gestures, "that."

"Donuts," Reese said after she looked around, "Two dozen."

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"Cupcakes are better." She moved up to the counter and began to place the order.

"We need four boxes of cookies and two dozen cupcakes. And napkins." Couldn't forget those.

With another glance at Detective Reese, she sighed. "And two dozen donuts for the woman with the attitude."

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Reese scowled, she didn't have an attitude. That wasn't even close to being an attitude.

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Right. No attitude, which was why she was scowling.

Aphrodite rolled her eyes and waved at the woman. "Pay the man, Detective."

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Reese narrowed her eyes at Aphrodite but she still took out her wallet and paid.

"Next time, you're buying."

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"There better not be a next time." She smiled. "But feel free to come by my shop. I'll give you really good discounts on everything to repay you."

Notice, she didn't say what kind of store it was.

Aphrodite picked up the cookies, letting Reese get the donuts and cupcakes.

"Now, take my hand."

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Reese had the boxes in one arm and with a deep breath and reached for Aphrodite's hand. "What kind of shop do you run?"

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She looked at Reese and smiled. "Oh, didn't you know? It's called Dite's Decadent Delights. It's the only sex shop in town." And with that, she *zapped* them back to Town Hall. (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/4218356.html?thread=174147316#t174147316)