fandomtownies | Dite's Decadent Delights, Sunday afternoon

Mr. Golden Shorts was gone. Banished back to Olympus to tend her small temple there. Aphrodite was once again alone in Fandom.

Not that she minded. Cupid was monitoring her brother's movements, and at last report the god of war was trying to ingratiate himself with an Arabian sheikh. This left Aphrodite to pursue her latest interest which was . . . fish?

Sitting in her chair beneath the skylight, the fish bowl gurgling slightly on her left, Aphrodite was flipping through a copy of TFH Magazine, or Tropical Fish Hobbyist. Several others magazines were piled up on the floor next to her.

Already taped to the sides of the glass fish bowl were three different pictures of various tropical fish.

Near the counter was a sign:

New! Vote for your favorite fish to join our new fish bowl!
You can choose between the Clown Fish, the Red Lion Fish, or the beautiful and many colored Discus Fish!
Vote and get a new vibrator - Free!

Currently the goddess of love was cooing over an article about Silurana Clawed frogs and their underwater antics.

"They're so ugly, they're cute! If only they had more color to them." She turned the page to find a picture of a Harlequin Tuskfish. "Now that's a pretty fish!" And it bites, too.

Dite's Decadent Delights is open.

(ooc: Open for all and any -- free vibrators to continue for a week, and mind the link -- all but the last are safe for work.)