http://survivesplague.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-08-30 11:54 am
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Freelance Police HQ, Sunday

One of Kyle's duties at the FPHQ, as far as he was concerned, was feeding the goldfish. It wasn't that he didn't trust Sam and Max to be able to care for a living creature, but... Actually, no, that was pretty much exactly it. As he sprinkled the fish food into the bowl, though, he couldn't help but feel that it was glaring somewhat ominously. But then Kyle pushed those thoughts away because, really, it was a kriffing goldfish.
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Phone

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Call it in.

Talk to Kyle

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Bring in a case in person.

Sam & Max

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
In case they show up.

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Max shook his finger at... the guy. The guy in the office. He was pretty sure they'd hired that guy. Either that, or he was a tresspasser. Still, either way, Mr. Spatula was getting fed.

"When you feed a fish,
never feed him a lot.
So much and no more!
Never more than a spot,
or something may happen.
You never know what."

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"One thing that might happen is the fish doesn't starve," Kyle pointed out.

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't remember that part of the book," Max answered.

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"You might need a better book," Kyle mused. "What brings you in today?"

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"I work here! I am ever-vigilant and always on-duty. AND I left some candy in my desk. Why are YOU here?"

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because you're paying me to be here," Kyle said. "And to make sure the fish lives, of course."

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Max leaned over and peered into the water cooler, and tapped on the plastic. Mr. Spatula blew some bubbles and swum in a circle.

"Good job!" Max announced.

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I try," Kyle joked. "And it took a little bit of effort. That's not a typical container for a fish, is it?"

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] maxnotsam.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, he's allergic to bowl-shaped containers," Max asserted.

No, he wasn't.

Re: Sam & Max

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sounds like a tough allergy to have," Kyle said. "But it's nice of you to take his health into consideration."

OOC

[identity profile] survivesplague.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I found a SW humor wiki (http://darth.wikia.com/) that redirects searches for Kyle to God (http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/God).

According to that completely accurate wiki:

"If you ask Kyle Katarn what time it is, he always looks at his chrono and says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he shoots you in the face with his Bryar Pistol."

So do yourselves a favor and never ask Kyle what time it is.
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