The Docks, Saturday

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Jack WASN'T going for his usual trifecta of drinking, fishing, and napping on the boat today. Instead, he was drinking beer and reading. Much more respectable-looking, in case what's-her-name's mom stopped by. He was already plotting how much he could make Jon squirm at dinner tonight without scaring off the girl's mother.

The sign on the dock said:

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