Wellspring Arms & Meditation Center [all day]

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

It seemed like three quarters of the town had taken off on vacation. A more devious man would be plotting to take over the island, rename it "Biffland" and demand tribute when they returned.

Biff was playing MyZoo.

Deviously.

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[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney was busy tweeting and made certain to send Biff a message.

I've taken over the island. Call me King Barney.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

The hell I will. Not without 15% of the tribute.

Biff was completely reasonable.

Also, my panda just had twins. Suck it!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

10% and you'll bow and scrape.

It wasn't the best counter offer, but it was what Barney was going with.

My farm has boob topiaries!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

There will be no weird costumes with bells and shit, right? & where'd you get the boob ones?

Biff had important priorities.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Please. I have connections.

Barney was so that guy who paid for things on FarmVille.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Hmm, now that Daisy was gone, Biff could steal Barney's credit card with a slightly clear conscience!

You so join the loser farm communities and make them send you stuff, don't you?

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Of course he did.

No! I am just way Awesomer than you and capable of harvesting quick as a whip!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

I am so never hiring you. You probably use a guy with a mohawk as an avatar.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

There was nothing wrong with Barney's Awesome avatar.

I'm working on getting a suited up avatar. Back me up on this.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Anything that's not the damn overalls, please. Yes.

Biff wouldn't be caught dead in overalls, and he wore a loincloth much of his life.