Dite's Decadent Delights, Thursday

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When he got to work, Jack idly looked through the racks of clothes, wondering if he wanted to grab a Halloween costume. He eventually realized that 90% of the costumes were for women, and 100% were much, much skimpier than he'd ever wear in public. If he was going to get a costume this year, a sex shop was probably the wrong place to look.

So instead he settled in behind the counter, and started reading through a Playboy. For the articles. Yes, really.