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mha lobby | thursday | december 3

Loki had not expected the fucking elf clothing. Sure, it was just the hat and the stupid fucking shoes but they were annoying enough that Loki had thrown them away when they first appeared on him. And then they'd appeared again. And again. And after the fifth time, Loki realized this was a fucking Fandom thing and he was doomed.

So, he was out in the lobby, sitting behind the desk so that only the stupid hat showed. If anyone messed with him about that hat, they'd be finding Loki's fucking fist in their face. Well, if they were close enough that he could reach over the counter because he was not walking around with the elf shoes since there were bells attached and they made fucking noise.

Goddamn island.

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Rent an apartment! MHA info post is here (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh_ooc/594808.html). And a new spreadsheet is here (http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=rMw-4XcEuhP5bzVHHPrJUyQ&output=html).

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second floor: 4
third floor: 8
fourth floor: 9, 11

He's not in a good mood but he's there!

Biff, who had no shame about the completely ridiculous elf hat on his head, walked into the lobby and grinned.

"You look like a damn idiot," he said cheerily.

"Fuck you," Loki said eloquently. "You're no better."

"No, my friend, I am working this hat," Biff insisted.

"Yeah, you're working it stupidly," Loki said, shaking his head. "It makes your head look like a fucking potato."

"A sexy, sexy potato," Biff declared.

"You're fucking strange," Loki said, shaking his head. "You'd be the one to think he looks good in an elf hat."

"It's not the weirdest thing I've ever worn," Biff said.

Sadly, this was true.

"That doesn't surprise me," Loki said, rolling his eyes. "Still. You look like a fucking twit."

Of course, so did Loki but whatever.

"So do you," Biff said with a grin. "Think we should go down to a mall and harass Santa?"

"They letting the mall Santas pack heat yet?" Loki wondered. After seeing what they went through, Loki would've been packing.

"I don't think so," Biff said. "Want to tell him the elves are going on strike? Oooh, or are filing sexual harassment suits?"

"Might sic the kids on us," Loki said. "And I really hate when they wipe their snotty noses on my pants."

"And here I'd had you pegged as one who just loved the kiddies," Biff replied.

"Remember those kids that showed up, claiming I was their dad?" Loki asked, making a face. "I was ready to send them the fuck back the minute they got here."

"Well that's just what you do with potential illegitimate kids," Biff said.

Stay classy there.

"Next time, I'll drop 'em off with you," Loki said. "Sure you and your fucking hats would make a great babysitter."

"Oh, I fucking hide in my room that weekend," Biff said. "Can't take responsibility if they can't find me..."

"Like I couldn't fucking find your room," Loki said, smirking. "And I could get in too."

"Okay, that's just fucking creepy," Biff decided. "You're not supposed to use your angel powers to freak me out."

"What the fuck else would I use them for?" he wondered.

"Freaking out people who aren't me," Biff said.

IT'S 70 DEGREES HERE PEOPLE WHAT IS THIS WARMTH IN MY COLD WEATHER SEASON??

JUST FOR YOU TRACY. BECAUSE YOU ASKED NICELY.

(i swear, if it doesn't let me post this time i'll hit things)

WHEEEE YAY ME! HI BOBBY!

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