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fandomtownies2009-12-03 06:28 pm
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Dite's Decadent Delights, Thursday
Ahhhh, to be dressed as an elf.
This was definitely not on the list of things Jack had expected for today. And he'd started expecting a LOT of things, after two days in a row of craziness. Always expect the unexpected, right?
...Yeeeah. Anyway.
Once the day's theme was established, though, it became easier to expect the various manifestations. Passers-by on the way to work ALSO dressed in elf costumes? Check. Mannequins in the store dressed in elf-like lingerie? Check. Lingerie on the racks changed to all be elf-like? ...No, but good guess.
Jack looked over at a shelf, and then decided not to check.
Well, okay, FINE. His curiosity got the best of him. He walked over, opened up a box, and peered inside... Yes, the blow-up dolls were dressed as elves, too. And now he couldn't un-see that.
This was definitely not on the list of things Jack had expected for today. And he'd started expecting a LOT of things, after two days in a row of craziness. Always expect the unexpected, right?
...Yeeeah. Anyway.
Once the day's theme was established, though, it became easier to expect the various manifestations. Passers-by on the way to work ALSO dressed in elf costumes? Check. Mannequins in the store dressed in elf-like lingerie? Check. Lingerie on the racks changed to all be elf-like? ...No, but good guess.
Jack looked over at a shelf, and then decided not to check.
Well, okay, FINE. His curiosity got the best of him. He walked over, opened up a box, and peered inside... Yes, the blow-up dolls were dressed as elves, too. And now he couldn't un-see that.