http://capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2010-01-13 01:33 pm

Pirate Radio [Wednesday afternoon]

"Ahoy, me hearties and so on and so on and so on," Jack said into the microphone as he spun in circles in his chair.

Ooooh. Dizzy!

"I have been told by the squirrels that I should be here playing music or something, so this afternoon you shall be regaled by the greatest hits of music I can reach without getting out of this chair. No need to thank me."

Unfortunately for the island, what Jack could reach was Klingon opera, the greatest hits of Ashlee Simpson, and Jay Leno stand-up comedy.