Dite's Decadent Delights, Thursday

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The TV was on and showing the Olympics, and Jack was leaning back in his chair sipping a beer and munching Doritos. Not exactly in the spirit of the store, but hey.

If you wanted to buy, you know, actual sex stuff, Jack could help with that, too.

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It was not really a happy goddess who appeared in the store. Aphrodite suddenly materialized near the front door and immediately stalked up to the counter.

"Hi, Jack, nicetoseeyou, haveyouseenMax?"

He might have been able to make out the question.

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Jack raised an eyebrow at her. She did NOT look happy.

"Max your boyfriend, or Max the rabbity-thing?" he asked. "I guess it doesn't matter, because I haven't seen either lately. What's up?"

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"He's not my boy-- well, he might -- not the rabbity-thing! Max, tall guy, big shoulders, cu--" She stopped. She was not going to tell Jack how cute Max was.

"Are you sure he hasn't been in?"

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"Awww, the goddess of love has a little schoolgirl crush," Jack smirked. "No, I haven't seen him, but if I do, I'll let him know he's in trouble. What'd he do?"

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"I DO NOT!"

Yes, she did.

"And he didn't do anything, and if you see him don't say anything."

I'm gonna zap 'im.

Still glaring, she disappeared in a shower of golden sparks that had a distinctly angry tint to them as they faded away.

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Jack whistled in disbelief. "I'd sure hat to be HIM right now."