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fandomtownies2010-04-11 07:07 pm
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Caritas | Sunday
Introducing Tino to the assbaby kid was only the polite thing to do. Unfortunately for Clark, it bred problems beyond sanity. And drama. Tino thought it was all really awesome.
"But that's not my name!"
"I'm sorry kid, I just can't call you Picklesteak," Clark repeated for what felt like the billionth time. "Pickle is the best I can do."
"Don't you listen? Picklesteak Mambazo! Taking it apart like that ruins the ~*Art*~ of the whole naming concept!"
Clark let out a big sigh, really wishing this kid's mom was here to deal with what was starting to feel like a stint in the high school theater department. What did he expect from a kid birthed into a toilet?
"But that's not my name!"
"I'm sorry kid, I just can't call you Picklesteak," Clark repeated for what felt like the billionth time. "Pickle is the best I can do."
"Don't you listen? Picklesteak Mambazo! Taking it apart like that ruins the ~*Art*~ of the whole naming concept!"
Clark let out a big sigh, really wishing this kid's mom was here to deal with what was starting to feel like a stint in the high school theater department. What did he expect from a kid birthed into a toilet?