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fandomtownies2010-04-28 08:23 pm
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The Docks, Wednesday
When he got to the Homer, Jack couldn't help but notice the distinctive smell of Old Spice. And that it was coming from him.
Oh, goodie, the island decided to overrule his choice of cologne for today. Jack shrugged -- after all, this was pretty mild, all things considered.
He also noticed two tickets to that thing Carter loved. That was... more annoying, since he was in a different universe, she wasn't on the planet anyway, and BESIDES, nothing could ever happen between them while he was her boss.
And then he was on a horse. On the beach. Why? How? Those were questions he'd learned to stop asking.
After an annoyingly long trudge across the sand, he got back to the dock, where he found that someone had altered his sign. It now read:
Captain Jack's Wild Ride
You're on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.
Oh, goodie, the island decided to overrule his choice of cologne for today. Jack shrugged -- after all, this was pretty mild, all things considered.
He also noticed two tickets to that thing Carter loved. That was... more annoying, since he was in a different universe, she wasn't on the planet anyway, and BESIDES, nothing could ever happen between them while he was her boss.
And then he was on a horse. On the beach. Why? How? Those were questions he'd learned to stop asking.
After an annoyingly long trudge across the sand, he got back to the dock, where he found that someone had altered his sign. It now read:
You're on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.