God Con: All Day Saturday

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

The wait staff had put together a nice continental breakfast for all the convention visitors and later this would be turned into a rather nice buffet style lunch.

But the real "meat and potatoes" of the day were the seminars and Chris was doing his best to make sure everything was in order.

[Please wait for OCD or you will be smited.! OCD IS UP! All seminars are held sequentially and everyone is welcome to join in!]

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Breakfast!

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Breakfast. The most important meal of the day! Coffee, Tea, and a bevy of breakfasts foods were available for the takeing!

Re: Breakfast!

[thesolereaver.livejournal.com]

Raziel was still fundamentally incapable of consuming physical nutrients.

So while present, he would be much the same as yesterday. Sulking pontificating over the food.

Re: Breakfast!

[notabigreddog.livejournal.com]

Whatever else the Yanks might be good for, Peter had to admit their food was great. He put together a small plate, poured himself some coffee, and looked for a place to sit.

Re: Breakfast!

[fairshadow.livejournal.com]

Shadow nursed a cup of coffee, trying to blend in.

He wasn't wearing his nametag; it was lying in the the trash back at the hotel: scribble Shadow Moon.

Re: Breakfast!

[sebastian-blood.livejournal.com]

Sebastian hadn't bothered to show up for check-in because he was above mingling and such. But he was here now to see if any of the seminars were worth his time, to be near his god, and to keep an eye out for his wayward bride.

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[tricksterangel.livejournal.com]

Gabriel had a plate of chocolate chip waffles and maple syrup. That wasn't actually offered on the buffet but details, details.

Re: Breakfast!

[h-isforhallowed.livejournal.com]

Joshua had coffee and bacon already, but he was not ruling out branching into other breakfast food options.

Gabriel's waffles looked good...

Re: Breakfast!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Loki felt a great disturbance in the Force had wandered down after hearing some shit on the radio. He didn't know hwy he didn't just hide the fuck out but curiosity was a great motivator sometimes.

So, he was there, not eating or drinking. He was more just...wandering.

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[anansi-son.livejournal.com]

Spider had tea, and more bacon and pastries than one slender man should have been able to tuck away. He was making good progress on his plate as he watched the other attendees.

Re: Breakfast!

[sith_happened]

As the Ethics teacher, Anakin supposed he had a bit of an obligation to come to this convention and get traumatized. And free breakfast never hurt.

Mmm, coffee.

Re: Breakfast!

[godofxbox]

Alex found himself some Pop-Tarts and happily settled in to eat them. Om nom nom.

Re: Breakfast!

[greatgodom.livejournal.com]

The grumpy tortoise who was actually the Great God Om was a little less grumpy this morning.

Why?

Because he'd discovered that while his power to cast lightning, to rend the heavens and break the earth, to send souls screaming into the darkness was well and truly gone, you could achieve an awful lot with one good bite on an ankle.

The waitstaff had set him up with a stool, a pillow, a saucer of bread and milk, and all the melons and lettuce his tortoisey heart desired.

Om looked upon their work and saw that it was good. "Keep it up, or I'll bite the other one."

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[irulan-atreides.livejournal.com]

Irulan heard of the convention and as a former Bene Gesserit and an academic, decided it was her duty to attend.

Re: Breakfast!

[wreathedinfrost.livejournal.com]

Shiva was quite amused by all of the choices. She was drinking ice water, for now, but might switch to something more interesting as the day went on.

Re: Breakfast!

[prophets-bitch.livejournal.com]

Sisko had a plan. Convention things during the day, then he was getting a taxi and heading to the Orioles game.

If he was going to be on old Earth, he was going to make the best of it.

For now, he was nomming some pancakes.

Re: Breakfast!

[ashelovedjacob.livejournal.com]

Jacob helped himself to some waffles (with strawberries, thank you) and sat at a table, quietly people-watching.

Seminar: "Smiting with Creativity" - Gabriel

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

"Hey everyone, welcome to our first series of lectures," Chris said with a grin. "First up we have our good friend Gabriel with the awesome topic of Smiting with Creativity! How can you beat that? So lets give it up for Gabriel! Come on!"

Lecture: "Smiting with Creativity" - Gabriel

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

Where Gabriel does his thing...

"Releasing the Kraken" - Zeus

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

"Next up we got a guy here by the name of Zeus who needs to have his Kraken released," Chris said after applauding for Gabriel's seminar. "And quite frankly I'm interested to see what he has to say. After all don't we all have a little evil creature inside of us that needs to get out sometime? I say you embrace that dark side, folks. Let it breathe and then you'll make life worth living. So let's give it up for Zeus!"

Lecture: "Releasing the Kraken" - Zeus

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

For ZEUS to do his thing!

"The Versatile Mustard Seed" - Josh

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

"Next up we have our good buddy Josh who's going to talk about Mustard and the Art of telling a parable," Chris said after Zeus was done. "Of course nothing beats a good parable. Just ask Aesop! Why if he was around today he'd probably be writing sit-coms or jingles for television. And why not? Today's truths and lessons are learned from our contemporary culture in these ways. But, hey, I'm not the guy who should be talking here. Let's put them together for Josh!"

Lecture: "The Versatile Mustard Seed" - Josh

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

For the mighty Josh!

Lunch!

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

Oh and there's a virtual cornucopia of food waiting for the visitors to our fair island! In fact there's plenty of water just in case someone feels like transferring water in to wine. Or if you want you can just get Chris a beer if you feel like it.

Re: Lunch!

[fairshadow.livejournal.com]

Shadow stacked a decent-sized plate, glad to be back in America after his travels. Still wasn't a Chicago deep dish, but a nice fat juicy hamburger loaded with all the extras and a bottle of beer made him feel at home.

"Wine, Women & Song" - Spider Anansi

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

"Coming up we've got 'Wine, Women & Song: Using Your Powers to Gain the Finer Things in Life' with a guy named Spider. My first thought when I saw this on the convention schedule that my old buddy Spider had escaped from Jail and and was coming by for a visit, but it turns out that's a completely different guy named Spider. Not that it matters because the one we have here knows what we're talking about."

Lecture: "Wine, Women & Song" - Spider Anansi

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

For Spider!

"Contractual Obligations and Religion" - Mr. Nick

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

"Next up we've got Mr. Nick to talk about contractual obligations and see how to make the most of it!" Chris said as lunch was wrapping up. "So no afternoon naps people, it's going to be a good one."

Lecture: "Contractual Obligations and Religion" - Mr. Nick

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

For Mr. Nick to do his thing...

"The Landscape of Hell" - Saetan Daemon SaDiablo

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

"And finally we have the Landscape of Hell with Saetan Daemon SaDiablo."

...

"Well he should know that pretty well then. Let's give him a warm welcome!"

Lecture: "The Landscape of Hell" - Saetan Daemon SaDiablo

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

For the guy who knows the Landscape!

OOC:

[chrisintheam.livejournal.com]

Ugh. OCD,.

Re: OOC:

[vanillajello]

All these awesome gods and things, and my strongest response is still that Kate should run into Chris.

He looks like her dad. I can't help it.