Our Lady of Fandom, Thursday

[scruffnfeathers]

Castiel was in fine form for his sermon, today. He was clear without verging into TMI. His words were meaningful and deep, and for once, not entirely outside the realm of what one might expect to hear in a mainstream religious service.

This was probably because he'd downloaded said sermon off the internet.

Not that it really mattered in any case, as his sermon was actually entirely inaudible over the shrieking of "MY HEART WILL GO ON!" as the stolp bugs were methodically hunted down and eaten by ferocious, rambunctious kittens.

If someone pointed out the bugs' endangered status, Castiel would mildly point out that the kittens were only acting on their basic instincts, and that they certainly could not be blamed for such things. Also, hunting bugs kept them from trying to pounce his wings, and at the moment, those were just as endangered as any species of insect.

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Listen to the sermon

[scruffnfeathers]

Or, more likely, leave precipitously. Unless you're amused by the Titanic theme being screamed in terror amidst triumphant and joyous growls. In which case, bring popcorn.

Re: Listen to the sermon

[thatsamilkshake]

To leave precipitously, Francine would have to somehow manage to break the spell of utter, frozen horror.

The sad thing is she'd liked the song, the first, oh, 500 times she'd heard it -- but even Francine Peters can be broken.

Still? She'd never been so happy to be back in a church that was really a church - or so absolutely sure that Castiel was what he claimed to be. She could feel the difference between this and that place back in Silent Hill.

Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

Really, he wouldn't be bothered by the stolp bugs, anyway. He equally fond of all forms of earthly music.

OOC

[scruffnfeathers]

When I was in high school, I had this friend who'd creep up behind you, lean over your shoulder, and recite the lyrics to "My Heart Will Go On" in a deep, grumbly voice.

"Every night in my dreams I see you. I feel you. That is how I know you go on."

Kid had issues.