fandomtownies | Dite's Decadent Delights, Thursday

Because he'd been around the store for nearly a year, it was easy to forget that Hercules was, in many ways, still a kitten. He was bigger, had learned to arch an eyebrow when his owner was doing something questionable, and didn't get into crazy kitten fits nearly as often as he used to.

But there were still times he chose to act like the kitten he was, and today seemed to be that day.

He dumped over a display of vibrators so he could chew on their wires. Several tubes of lube showed bite marks and were leaking. One of the early customers had tried to pay with a credit card that was then swiped from his hand, leading him and 'Dite on a merry chase to get it back. This ended in temporary banishment to the office, but he yowled so loudly from there that 'Dite felt guilty and let him out.

"Settle down, Herc, or I'll lock you up in there again."

As for 'Dite she was currently trying to research hobbies again on the internet. Building models hadn't worked, and collecting things was boring. She'd even tried origami, but had decided not to do that when Herc shredded all the papers she'd been folding.

So, research it was, though that was becoming difficult since there was now a kitten sitting on her laptop, alternately batting at the keys and attacking the cursor on the screen.

"Herc, no!" Too late. "Thanks, cat, you just shut down my computer." 'Dite folded her arms and glared at him. "Don't you even think you're getting a treat for thi-- hey!"

The rest of the day would be spent rescuing whatever poor item Hercules got his paws on. 'Dite's Decadent Delights is open.

(OOC: Store and Post open. Inspired, of course, by the Tiny Terror

ancientbschamp and I have acquired, who spent a good half hour chasing my cursor on the screen. Next thing I know she'll be applying for her own character.)