http://solesofmyfeet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] solesofmyfeet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2010-10-17 09:08 am

Trooper Station, Sunday

There were a lot of things Vimes could deal with since coming to this island. His troopers turning into children, or other people, or hell freezing over...

But turning into a woman was just a bit beyond that. It was enough to turn a man to drink again, really.

"Ralph," he, now she, said, mostly muffled by the fact that he was resting his head on his desk. In the hope this would go away soon. "Coffee. Lots of coffee."

No, he wasn't going to look up and see a female trooper, thank you.