fandomtownies | Pixie Dust, Monday

"Put that back you askldfjalskdfjlaksdjf!!!" There was the sound of crashing and Makita swearing in Nokgorkan as she chased some little green guys around the back room. "If you aren't going to burn the stuff, you have to buy it!"

One fellow skidded to a stop, and looked up at her with a suspicious gleam in his eyes. "Burn?"

"Yeah, burn," Makita said, pantomiming an explosion, complete with sound effect. "You stole all that crap out of the burn pile."

Some of them exchanged looks. "But...shiny," one sniffled in woe, giving her large puppy eyes.

Makita sighed, and looked at the hopeful group. "One item each," she decided, holding up a finger. "In return, you gotta help me take out the trash, vacuum and dust the store, wash the windows, and burn the rest of this." Her 'customers' quickly agreed, and set about being as helpful as they could manage.

After all, how could she say no to a midget-green-thing in a boa?

[OOC: Open and OCD Freeeeeeeeee!]