Oh wow, letting her choose while she was getting tipsy and spilling her drink and feeling rather drunkly pleased with herself for some reason or another. This was not going to end well.

"Hmm..." Or she was going to spend a while adding to her blood alcohol level while she considered what to share. "But you already know my really good secret," Caroline complained. "Which I am super amazing at keeping - oh you should know that! I am a fantastic keeper of secrets! Um, even if I told you." She was incapable of keeping a secret, actually.