Mystery Sign Theatre, Wednesday

[vanillajello]

Kate was just a little late to work because she'd had to swing by the Photo Hut for a certain project she'd been inspired to start last night. Once she finally made it to the movie theater, she had to stop and take a good look at the marquee outside. She'd thought they'd be showing that new flick about hot chicks kicking ass, but apparently not.

"What the hell is that?" she asked her coworkers when she got inside. "I don't even know what the fuck that says, we can't show that!" But au contraire, she was told that was indeed what they were showing, yes. See, it was a scheme to lure people in by intriguing them with a title they couldn't immediately decipher. "Fine, whatever," Kate said, shaking her head, but still made them at least put the English title underneath the... whatever language that other one was.

Not that it would be much help; the film didn't have subtitles.

NOW SHOWING
Arktiset heerokset
(Northern Fennoscandian Journey)

Comments

Talk to Kate [Mar 30]

[vanillajello]

She'll come up with smooth lies about the story of the film if she has to.

Mod Your Lobby/Concessions Experience [Mar 30]

[vanillajello]

If you'd like to boggle without interference.

NOW SHOWING: Arktiset heerokset

[vanillajello]

... Oh who the hell knows what it's about? Mostly, it seems to be three guys in a car, driving around in darkness and snow.

[For an actual overview of the film in English, go here! And the trailer is here, and maybe mildly NWS because you can see a few naked butts. Finns + nudity = OTP.]

Manager's Office [Mar 30]

[vanillajello]

He probably doesn't know WTF is up with the film, either, whether he's present or not.

OOC [Mar 30]

[vanillajello]

This was supposed to be geeky, gleeful note about how meta'd both the English and the original titles of the movie (the latter being Napapiirin sankarit), but right now I would mostly just like to point out it took me over an hour to post this 5-comment OCD.

Way to suck, LJ.