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Post Office: Friday
For the record: There was very little about Fandom that got under K's skin.
Aliens? Nope. He dealt with that every day at MiB. Strangeness? Ditto. Invasions? Almost every damn day.
Infractions of the rules?
Okay. That he got testy with. And afterhandwavily getting kicked back to the dorm after trying to kick aside a Koopa on his way to work, K had came to worked armed and irritated.
When he walked into the post office, he found the lobby filled with pacing Koopas and Goombas.
Which might have raised the irritation level juuuuuuuuust a bit.
"Attention turtles and... walking mushrooms," he called out as he brandished his weapon. "You are currently in violation of federal regulation 41 CFR 101-20.311. Whereupon all Dogs and other animals, except seeing eye dogs, other guide dogs, and animals used to guide or assist handi-capped persons, shall not be brought upon federal property for other than official purposes. Please desist in your pacing and leave the premises immediately."
Unfortunately said Koopas and Goombas didn't give a shit about federal regulation 41 CFR 101-20.311.
Which is why anyone coming into the post office will find K blowing these things to hell and back.
[OCD is off playing Sony Playstation.]
Aliens? Nope. He dealt with that every day at MiB. Strangeness? Ditto. Invasions? Almost every damn day.
Infractions of the rules?
Okay. That he got testy with. And after
When he walked into the post office, he found the lobby filled with pacing Koopas and Goombas.
Which might have raised the irritation level juuuuuuuuust a bit.
"Attention turtles and... walking mushrooms," he called out as he brandished his weapon. "You are currently in violation of federal regulation 41 CFR 101-20.311. Whereupon all Dogs and other animals, except seeing eye dogs, other guide dogs, and animals used to guide or assist handi-capped persons, shall not be brought upon federal property for other than official purposes. Please desist in your pacing and leave the premises immediately."
Unfortunately said Koopas and Goombas didn't give a shit about federal regulation 41 CFR 101-20.311.
Which is why anyone coming into the post office will find K blowing these things to hell and back.
[OCD is off playing Sony Playstation.]
ooc